kirawords

mad canadian poet

[tenderhooked]

I WANT TO WRITE MY STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!! -> continues doing literally Anything Else besides writing

[cuppydogshane]

whatever i am now thinking about the raiders playing in MTL and marly hearing lestats psychic projections in the crowd and almost falling flat on his face on the ice bc he has never once had a fellow vampire come to a hockey game this is so weird!

[art3missilver]

Marly passing Lestat in the stands bc neither of them knew about hockey vampires

[mosslingg]

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[billspreston-esq]

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

[billspreston-esq]

[deathliker]

i have some too

[moonssnail]

I think about some of these all the time and they bring me such joy so im reblogging to keep them near ♡

[labelleizzy]

I hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child...

[ordr]

Thanks for sexualizing peoples trauma fuckhead

anytime

[ilya-sweetheart]

Ilya introducing 3 year old Arthur Pike to Scott hunter “And this man - he is as old as the dinosaurs! He lived with them, they ate grass in his garden 🦖🏡”

“woah, really! 😯”

and scott hunter, politest man and twice winner of vogues “nhl mother in laws wet dream” competition, simply swallows his pride and says “yes. i did”

[87vettel]

geno always reminding us sid is number one (1700th point and 1724th point edition)

[necromancelena]

I like that she looks anxious and on edge

[necromancelena]

she looks like she'd say "jeepers!"

[necromancelena]

hey spit that out! drop it! hey!

[onemonthintheatlantic]

SAM REID CALLING OMEGAVERSE "VERY URSULA LE GUIN"

[onemonthintheatlantic]

[circumgutter]

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

[6qubed]

the wailing phantom

[shaneposting]

anyway good morning a crucial tenet of hollanov’s relationship is that they’re equals and they’re the only people in the world who could ever be each other’s equal. they were supposed to stand alone at the top but they’re there together. shane does not view ilya as a lazy useless inconvenience. ilya does not view shane as a nagging killjoy. they are equals and they both think the other is the best thing since sliced bread and they love each other but more importantly they LIKE each other. stop making them not like each other!

[shaneposting]

like ilya spends his entire life being told (by people objectively shittier than he is) that he’s not good enough, he’s lazy, he’s undisciplined, he lets people down. and then he meets the one person who would actually be in a position to assess whether ilya is any of those things, and shane just earnestly looks into his fucking soul and says no, they were wrong. ‘you’re an awesome player to watch’ ‘i don’t know that side of you at all’ ‘this isn’t what this is. me and you’

and it’s such a fucking tragedy that people are trying to push MyIlya back into a setting where he’s constantly being lectured about his inadequacies by the very person that canonically reminds him all the time that those inadequacies were figments of his dad’s imagination

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[charlesoberonn]

Vatican City isn't a country. Fuck you.

It doesn't have a population or community. It has employees. It's basically just the Catholic Church's corporate headquarters.

If Vatican City is a country, then Google's Googleplex office is a country.

[guysimhuman]

And Europe isn’t a continent

[charlesoberonn]

Absolutely. Europe is a series of peninsulas on the western tip of Asia.

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

technically, asia isn't a continent either. africa, europe and asia (or afroeurasia) are all one giant continent

[charlesoberonn]

Not since 17 November 1869.

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

manmade canals aren't oceans by any stretch of the imagination

[charlesoberonn]

Tell that to the jellyfish.

[sourcreammachine]

afroeurasia briefly became a thing again in 2021

[creampunkwizard]

[arkyn-99]

Does that mean both the Americas are also one continent?

[phoenixyfriend]

If 1869 marks the last time Africa was part of the Eurasian supercontinent, then by that rule the Americas have been separate continents since Woodrow Wilson hit a button on October 10, 1913.

[dreamsteddie]

I think when Eddie is out of town, which happens with a degree of frequency given that he's a musician, Steve is sad, but fine. He has a routine. Running every morning, work, going to the local park and cafe on his off days.

He misses Eddie like a limb, but he knows how to be on his own.

If, for any reason, Steve has to be gone while Eddie is home, it's another story. Eddie is a feral, wilted chihuahua. He's showing up at everyone's house, lamenting about being left alone. He sleeps on the couch just to be dramatic. He sends Steve postcards every day, even if most of the trips are too short for any of them to actually reach him.

Steve has learned to brace himself when he opens the door, ready for Eddie to leap into his arms and, more than likely, lick his face.

It's a whole thing.

[only-tiktoks]

[britney-j-christ]

[softservecanine]

You’re completely correct. Out of my way, able-bodied losers. Fuck you.

[aetherograph]

It's called an EZRide+ and you can learn where to find them here. They're about $1100 US as of June 2026, but you might need to buy additional parts to attach them to your chair, depending on the style of chair.

Remember to put links to products like this, they're usually hard to find and a lot of people need to know they exist.

[scunthotter]

Its so important to remember that when Shane says "Ilya noooo, Ilya ewww, what the fuck Ilya" that this is him giggling and kicking his feet. The man is not a killjoy he just loves being chased.