an absolute clusterfuck

I’m 25. she/hers/hers.I've been on this hellsite since 2012. I fear nothing.

[ihaventpaidtaxessince2011-deact]

top 10 preminger moments

[stedebonnit]

My future partner, proposing to me: wow, this must be the best moment of your life

Me, thinking about the moment I watched this video: Yeah it’s up there.

[teaboot]

This is just me living my gay little life

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

for research purposes if you are bisexual reblog and tell me what your phone case looks like

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[the-apocryphal-one]

[cryptidcrone]

…I’m fucking SWEATING

this is literally giving me flashbacks

[mamafriesmeal]

[pepperedstars04]

you know what i’m sick of this *runs away to a small town to tend to my late grandpa’s farm and fall in love with the town doctor*

[zippity-zope-deactivated2023051]

[zippity-zope-deactivated2023051]

i adore one man

[4chtungb4by]

Has this been done yet

[averagefairy]

this is a message for everyone who is 22. if you’re 22 please stop worrying. take a deep breath eat a bagel maybe. everything that feels impossible is going to work itself out. have a great day

[fibonassi]

do u have a message for 25 year olds

[averagefairy]

uhhhhh 2 bagels?

[baekhyunsaad]

[thosefookinavacados]

🍚 rice discourse y'all reblog and put in the tags your ethnicity and whether you use a fork to eat your rice

[amarveloustune]

what's a non-covid reason that you like wearing a mask for? mine is that it hides my mouth-breathing on long flights of stairs

[deejay]

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

they hate me because im gay :/ also i have been murdering the locals but mostly because of the gay thing

[bl00dybf]

y’all talk about desexualizing breasts until its about trans men. im tired of transmasc artists getting accused of fetishizing trans men when they’re only portraying accurate trans bodies. making a transmasc oc is so much more than just slapping top surgery on them.

im sorry some trans men don’t want to be in constant pain of wearing a binder from hours on end. im sorry some trans men feel comfortable with their natural bodies and even proudly post about their tits online, but trans men don’t owe you shit and just bc someone drew a transmasc oc that isnt the typical “white skinny short trans boy bean 🥺🥺🥺” doesn’t mean that they’re fetishizing trans men. accurate representation of trans bodies is more needed than you realize and these type of assumptions are harmful as shit. idk why you act like trans men can’t be sexual.

[fairy-of-matter]

Weather Report is soooo sweet  ♡( ◡‿◡ )

Jolyne too

[kirsteinjolras]

Weather Report had my twirling my hair and giggling and swinging my feet smh

[waka-chan-out]

stone ocean drops tomorrow and i won’t be able to watch it right away but i already know i want weather report to fuck me stupid

[kirsteinjolras]

I’ll be here when you’re ready to scream about it 🥰