running a secret dragon op in my basement

Moved to teenywow.tumblr.com :) also, not active but: KirtiniBlon #41095 on FR

[izzyhill]

[kirtiniblon]

beautiful

[lesbidragons]

Gembond on genitals could be very annoying and painful

[xhaztol-fr]

Wait

I don’t see anything different

[nabesima]

I wonder why.

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

[micdotcom]

[penis-hilton]

same

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

[themetaisawesome]

Ditto

[madamezooble]

[smallidol-blog-blog-blog]

where is this persons lips

[21333333333s33333eqwasxfasasf-d]

That’s the mystery

[kirtiniblon]

obnoxious misogyny WOW, as a woman, that is my ABSOLUTE FAVE kind of joke. nothing gets me going like people calling me and other women weak and stupid. i just roar with laughter when my entire gender is told they are meant to be grateful sex slaves who have ingrained kitchen instincts. that is exactly what i want to hear when i am told a joke. 

[hahlsey-blog]

sometimes people need 2 just chill……….like chillax………take a chill pill…….borrow some chill from ur neighbors……………move to a colder climate and see if u can regain some chill…„,..chill

[luteris-fr-deactivated20150907]

I love petsites! Neopets, Subeta, Lioden, *looks at smudged writing on hand* Fligthtr Rising. 

[shitmanletsbedragons-deactivate]

[dragon builds up the last amount of breath]

[dragon uses eliminate]

[huffpost]

Chameleons Change Color By ‘Tuning’ Tiny Crystals In Their Skin, Scientists Say

[sridevi]

[kirtiniblon]

“She’s a whore.” Madhuri Dixit as Chandramukhi // Devdas (2002)

[livefastdontdie]

*sweats nervously*

[squareclocks]

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

[lostwithlittlesleep-deactivated]

yep

[cassowarhea-deactivated20190517]

ohmygosh

(source)

[editoress]

I am all about stories where the hero and villain know each other very well and were once friends, but I could deal with it being used another way.

What if instead of being used for drama, for wistfulness and pleas to join the other side, it was more like the hero looking over a battlefield going Seriously, who does she think she’s kidding, she’s been using the same chess strategy since we were seven or the villain picking a headquarters in a specific climate because she knows the hero hates hot weather or deciding Send in some forces to round up all the copies of his favorite poet’s work, that’ll tick him off.

Or most of all them still having inside jokes with each other.

[judasfox-deactivated20190130]

#the forces on either side wear uniforms the color that the other one cant stand #makes sure to stop the import of their favorite candies. like all other food and stuff can pass. just not THOSE candies #’DID YOU KIDNAP MY CAT?!’ ‘Yeah. He’s a sweetheart. Can I keep him?’ ‘GIVE ME BACK MY CAT.’ ‘Yeah ok.’ #sends cat back with a bow and ‘next time don’t keep your key in the same place you did when we were room mates dumbass’ #’Ma’am…the enemy has sent over a…a turkey?’ ‘…That mother fucker HE WAS SUPPOSED TO NEVER MENTION IT AGAIN. THAT’S IT. SEND HIM A FUCK#ING GOAT HE’S TERRIFIED OF THEM