Seriously, though. Out. Of. Hand.

My flight rising username is Nightvalian, I have no clue how this happened, but it did. Header art is not mine, I found it on google.

[sunnymeddows]

[earthdad]

everyone on Tumblr needs to start clearing up their act

Santa Claus is coming soon and we won’t get presents if we keep sinning

[drarrycontrary-blog]

Tell that bearded fucker to quit kinkshaming me 

[restingshadesemojiface-deactiva]

things i do in conversation that will annoy the shit out of u

stop talking and just fucking stare into space

answer your one word question with five minutes of prologue, appendix, seven sequels, & movie adaptation of what could have been a one word answer

“what was i saying” every two sentences

answer your one word question by just staring at you blankly

try to tell u a really great story about a thing but i forgot 90% of the details so u just get 2-3 REALLY enthusiastic sentences to compensate

not know what expression to react with about a thing you said so i default to laughing & it turns out u were being dead serious

literally just not talk at all

try to make a joke, get embarrassed about the joke halfway through the sentence, and just completely trail off

walk away in the middle of the conversation

lie about my weekend because u asked how it was and i cannot for the life of me remember what the fuck i did

generally not remember basic personal info like “how old r u” “??“ “what’s your favorite song” “????????“

[444hp]

girls who hate other girls for caring about their appearance are boring

[mashable]

J.K. Rowling opens up about why Harry named his son after Snape

[medschoolapplicant-deactivated2]

Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.

[allthingslinguistic]

Signily: ASL Keyboard app 

Signily is a really neat keyboard app that lets you type many common ASL signs as images or gifs, in both left and right hands, and in several skin tones. 

It’s currently for iOS, with Android support on the way, and they’re using gifs because Unicode does not support handshape characters beyond a few basic ones like thumbs-up and okay, let alone the moving images that are important for some signs. The gifs are a clever workaround for the moment, but hopefully later versions of Unicode will support a larger inventory of handshapes, which is also something the Signily developers are advocating for. More information and demonstrations of how it works on Signily’s website. 

[patrickat]

Civil War Spoilers

Lee surrenders. Lincoln dies.

[lifeaccordingtohan-deactivated2]

The problem with depression is

-You know you’ll be ok, but you still feel awful. -You know people love you, but it doesn’t feel like they do. -You know doing something will make you feel better, but you just don’t know how to. -You want to be well, but you just can’t seem to get there.

[hanjelia]

SOMEONE SAID IT

[constantcollapse-deactivated202]

You know people love you, but it doesn’t feel like they do.

[thedragonthingisgettingoutofhand]

Me: *rereading a fanfic for the 17th time* ah, yes. *sips tea* a true literary classic

[giantscottbakula]

Hello from the

[dryhasretiredtoalesbianonlyfarm]

[wondie-deactivated20180817]

yall put master splinter back in them sewers 

[drarrycontrary-blog]

Why are Kiss Cams at professional Quidditch matches not a popular HP fanfic trope yet????

[parseltonquinq]

IMAGINE THE CHAOS WHEN INSTEAD OF PANNING TO THE CROWD, THE KISS CAM FOCUSES ON THE TWO OPPOSING SEEKERS

[moonysdog]

BECAUSE THE CAMERA WAS MAGICALLY FIXED TO SPOT THE PEOPLE WITH THE MOST CHEMISTRY 

[loki-cat2]

[mrcxmrc-deactivated20200917]

I’m her

[officialfrenchtoast]

does someone want me to try their game? or is it the fashion student who wants me to click their ads???? or is it the one with the employment survey?? or is it all of them???????

[griffonramseytattoos]

Reminder that this photo is real

[cili-ai]

Text edit 99/?