I Always Wear Pants

I'm old, tired, and cranky. I refuse to leave this hell site and will die here.

[alexcaninnit]

PM Seymour is like Thomas Sanders back in the day if you say their name they’ll just APPEAR with half a burrito in hand like, “Wassup.”

[itsapmseymour]

Ayo, where’s the other half of my burrito?

[kisakisaable]

Have you checked the dog’s bowl?

[triforce-princess]

[triforce-princess]

the people arguing with me about this are funny to me, he is from the southern most region of hyrule working on a farm and also the only guy in the province wearing eyeliner and spiky hair. he is also secretly a dark beast

[huffylemon]

[huffylemon]

an important addition

[william-snekspeare]

creacher

[nebuvoid]

felt severely unrepresented on the Pushing Yourself Forward on Your Fingertips front

[4gifs]

Cat wants to snuggle with some rhinos

[demilypyro]

Sometimes as a European you play an American game and even though you speak fluent English and culturally there's not too much different you can Tell you're missing some kind of cultural context

I had no fucking clue what a mormon was when I played the New Vegas DLCs

[demilypyro]

This post is not an invitation for you all to explain mormonism to me I am fine not knowing about this

[natalieironside]

[European voice] "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints? You mean like from Fallout?"

[wellwaterhysteria]

floating down the river styx on an inflatable donut and high-fiving all the lost souls i pass. i'm on vacation

[retr0scum]

[homunculus-argument]

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

[homunculus-argument]

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

[catgirlwheels]

...how does it taste?

[homunculus-argument]

bad

[writingtoolofdubiousintegrity]

the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.

By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.

[homunculus-argument]

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

[mitsukisanagi]

[radical-eve]

[delphinidin4]

[legalwifi]

[thebestdisguise]

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[floofle-universe]

GUYS HE KNOWS-

[triforce-princess]

[u-right]

in space with markiplier (2022) 

“we’re going down in a blaze of glory, one tragic end to a million stories” 

[luxwing]

Moodboard for when you're animated by Chuck Jones