First Lunch, then Revolution

Roll20 Content Creator, He/Him, Why is now?

[vhagarswattle]

My friend reminded me of one of my favorite images on the internet ever

[theotherhappyplace]

i say this to myself like, once a day. out loud. its just part of me now.

[itsagifnotagif]

There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site

[wizardlyghost]

its exactly as shitty but every other social media site is worse by comparison

[wizardlyghost]

[memewhore]

[rattledazzlebones]

Kind of obsessed with the tumblr Twitter account

[darthmelyanna]

[junkfoodcinemas]

Office Space (1999) dir. Mike Judge

[well-only-mostly-dead]

I really can't get over Twitter people being like 'it's time to bring back tumblr' as if it were dead.

Like opening their long abandoned dumpster and finding a vast racoon society thriving.

[well-only-mostly-dead]

Fairly low effort recreation-

@theapocalypse-is-nigh

[faewaren]

Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

[gallusrostromegalus]

Nichard names: when you incorrectly elongate someone's name for humorous effect.

[oneheadtoanother]

[valtsv]

denying yourself enjoyment of things because you don't want to be 'cringe' is the most cringe thing you can do actually. like what are you, catholic?

[valtsv]

like, you're going to refuse to engage with anything that feeds your emotions with rich and delicious new sensations in case you fall to the temptation of unironically having fun? okay john harvey kellogg jr.

[4gifs]

Cat wants to snuggle with some rhinos

[wellwaterhysteria]

floating down the river styx on an inflatable donut and high-fiving all the lost souls i pass. i'm on vacation

[demilypyro]

Sometimes as a European you play an American game and even though you speak fluent English and culturally there's not too much different you can Tell you're missing some kind of cultural context

I had no fucking clue what a mormon was when I played the New Vegas DLCs

[demilypyro]

This post is not an invitation for you all to explain mormonism to me I am fine not knowing about this

[natalieironside]

[European voice] "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints? You mean like from Fallout?"

[homunculus-argument]

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

[homunculus-argument]

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

[catgirlwheels]

...how does it taste?

[homunculus-argument]

bad

[writingtoolofdubiousintegrity]

the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.

By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.

[homunculus-argument]

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

[titkoks]

👁 👁

[skittyminecraft]

x

[borzoibabe]

adding some more of my favorites:

[borzoibabe]

[borzoibabe]

[tsunflowers]

[squidbroom]

[livqueer]

Sometimes ballot boxes look like this

(Behold, the police interceptor. Note the headlight pattern and grill. Often there is an extra wire antenna on the roof, near the rear, in addition to the wing-like standard one)