Chasing Roxy

Roxy. 31. I like turtles, kissing and saying weird things. I don't tolerate hate. But, I'm willing to share some love. It's risky getting to know me. Care to try?

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Guy creates images that show how earth would look if cats were much bigger (x)

[tari-reblogs]

I could deal with the perks of this, yes please. But I won’t deal with the litterbox or furballs.

[maladaptive-ninja]

What she said

[whitepeopletwitter]

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[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

[vampiricyoshi]

I felt compelled

[gallusrostromegalus]

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

[smilecapsules-deactivated202106]

oh, you’re from Bahston?

[angryschnauzer]

And now all i have in my mind is Chris saying;

“Don’t stahp, yeahh, just lahke that” in THAT accent.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[imtotallystoked]

2009 average rent: $886

2019 average rent: $1,476

[chipsprites]

When your opponent sends out the same Pokémon as you

[bleustems]

[weefslider]

[whatdoyoutrullydesire]

“One of these days I’m gonna roll my eyes so hard I’ll go blind.”

[aboutstark]

Lucifer A Day Keeps The Sinnerman Away 6/?

[wardo]

#tol and smol

[sharpeshelen]

Oh, wow, she slammed you.

[aboutstark]

Lucifer A Day Keeps The Sinnerman Away 7/?

[raddarc]

I am so proud to say that my college is so LGBT friendly, that in a survey Res Life put out they forgot to include straight people.

[queerautism]

This is a fucking power move

[manslaughter]

burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s

[gayvian]

why does the burger king app have quests

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iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

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[aesthellar]

AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG