hold my heart, it's beating for you anyway

call me Machk or Bear || He/they || 19 || nsft 90% man, 10% sex doll no minors

[kissmekitty]

kittyman

[sawasawako-archived]

do u ever like feel so absurdly reluctant to do things. like it ain’t even procrastination or laziness anymore u just physically and mentally can’t bring yourself to do anything. u really, really just wanna binge watch youtube until your mind numbs completely or lie on the floor and stare into the abyss. and it’s not like u don’t have “motivation” or anything or even that u don’t want to do it, it’s just. u can’t. idk how ppl just. Do Things. get up and go at it. i have to have an entire existential crisis and like, watch a goddamn motivational film or something first before i do the smallest thing. and it’s june for fuck’s sake.

[transfaguette]

Just in case you aren't clear on how things work, overturning Roe Vs. Wade will not make abortion illegal federally. Instead, it will give states the legal right to ban abortion, if they so choose, and many red states will attempt this if overturned. But, as of right now, the evening of May 2nd, no such decision has been made, there are no official proceedings, and nothing is set in stone. Now is the time to be loud.

[afriendlyblackhottie]

[kissmekitty]

can somebody help me? i can only see "sensitive content if it's on my dash, not if im linked to a post or if i'm trying to look at a user and it's so fucking annoying. my hide sensitive content button has been off since they added that feature, i've tried turning it on and back off, and it's done nothing. what do i have to do to fix this PLS help

[kissmekitty]

i still do not have answers for this and still cannot see any blog w this block on it

[kissmekitty]

i found a youtuber that plays modded wii sports and it's giving me so much joy

[kissmekitty]

i love my husband he's my baby he's my poor little meow meow he's so handsome and heroic he's so pathetic he's the most wonderful man on the planet he annoys the shit out of me and he's my entire world and my whole heart and he's everything to me

[kissmekitty]

me, fully awake: i love you, baby

husband, nearly asleep: ivubbaooo

[doubleca5t]

honestly the funniest thing about the tumblr manscaped ads is that a company with "man" in its name selling a product for shaving your cock and balls decided to run a massive inescapable ad campaign on not only the social media site with the smallest male population, but also the only social media site where the majority of male users do not have testicles

[old-manrupee]

They're trying to reach the fabled Testicles Georg

[beardedmrbean]

[dangercupcakemurdericing]

More generally, if your partner has trouble orgasming but they’re still like enjoying whatever y’all are doing sexually can you please not make their inability to orgasm into a huge thing. I don’t mean not to be open to communication about how you can make it better for them, but having an existential crisis because you didn’t make them come is not going to help anything.

[kissmekitty]

(tw SA)

one of my fiancé's friends is this really tall quiet guy and apparently he's sexually harassed people before so. needless to say i dont like being around him ("but that was years ago" "he's changed") because he still creeps me the fuck out.

well i had a nightmare last night that he tried to R-word me and no one believed me when i said it, not even my fiancé.

the only funny part was when i cut off my own leg

[april]

frugality win! the luxury item i was barely entertaining the thought of buying is no longer available!

[titkoks]

[safety-net-did]

[a TikTok video by @deafcarguy. A man with a beard faces the camera. You can see him from the chest up. He is wearing an orange shirt and a backwards baseball cap. He is drinking from a beer can.

He signs with one hand at the camera, with text overlain:

"I'm reading a horror book in Braille"

"Something terrible's about to happen"

The camera zooms in on his face starting intently as he signs

"I can feel it"

He takes a big drink and the video ends]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

get you a boyfriend that squeaks like a dog toy when you hug him

[vizrecon]

[kissmekitty]

credit the fucking artist in the post that you're putting their work in please

for anyone unaware, the shark photo is from Chris Austin and yes it is a painting

[ratfuck]

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, show me penis, cock and ball