Fuck.

26, poor. And I have this blog.

[kissthescorpion]

The fact I used to be on this site daily like a man reading he paper is wild to me.

[utopians]

“sex scenes have no narrative purpose” is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

[utopians]

“what’s the purpose of sex scenes in media??” well you see sometimes people have sex. sometimes it can be important even

[robogirldick]

yeah ok but i dont wanna watch straight sex scene number 1231234837582 in the middle of some movie thats clearly not fucking high art or anything, like please, tell me how the sex scene made jason X a deeper movie ill wait

[utopians]

you genuinely think that “the sex scene in Jason X, the movie about jason from Friday the 13th killing people in space, is bad” is a rebuttal to this point? like genuinely? genuinely? like you think that’s the kind of sex scene I was talking about in the original post? you think when I’m talking about the artistic merit of sex scenes in movies you think I’m talking about the bit with the dominatrix in Jason X (2001) dir. James Isaac, the movie where Jason from Friday the 13th gets put in cryosleep and wakes up in the future on a spaceship where he starts killing people in outer space? you genuinely think this is the kind of movie and scene I’m referring to when I’m arguing for the potential artistic value of a type of scene? Jason X? Jason X? the one with Jason on a spaceship? you think that “well Jason X, the movie about Jason on a spaceship killing people in space, is bad” is a rebuttal to my point? Jason X? Jason X? J

[mackmagaha-deactivated20200622]

“are you wearing th-“

“the chanel boots? yeah, i am.”

[jlhgiyftr75587ityjgfhdsetljdse]

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

[spokenitalics]

@ mutuals this is how i see us

[euryalus-deactivated20220430]

me and my mutuals

[longjump5o6]

Literally anyone on still on here from 2012 or earlier

[kissthescorpion]

Duck. That is all.

[wumblr]

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

[wumblr]

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

[wumblr]

[goteveryonewatchinus]

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

[yeehawlw]

‪adulthood is just experiencing this gif again and again until you ‬die

[gawki]

Ya don’t saaaayy

[uberfluss]

so like I'm debating using my mom's maiden name as my name name because power move and also she wanted to name me that if I was a boy but also shes pissy about me not wanting to use my birthname so like is it time to be fuckin Mack as a work around? am I a Mack? 0

[utopians]

I have become obsessed with long term nuclear waste disposal warnings

[utopians]

LOOK AT THE HOSTILE ARCHITECTURE PROPOSED TO WARN FUTURE CIVILIZATIONS I'M GOING TO CRY

Like this is the closest thing we're ever gonna have to old gods I'm really losing my mind

[utopians]

@jonathan-sins​ EXACTLY... THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN ABOUT BABY

[anais-ninja-bitch]

"we sure are a species huh"

[archliches]

this fails to include all of the UN's proposed companion text, which reads:

"This place is a message... and part of a system of messages ...pay attention to it!

Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

This place is not a place of honor ... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us.

The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.

The danger is to the body, and it can kill.

The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.

The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited."

which gives a nice drizzle of cosmic-dread inspiring je-ne-sais-quoi to te whole thing imo

[dredsina]

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[dredsina]

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

[dredsina]

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

[dredsina]

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

[dredsina]

Oh crap!!!!

[dredsina]

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

[blvkvholic]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

remember when tumblr used to have the format for reblogged additions on posts be indented instead of vertical and if the post had enough additions to it (which happened frequently because no one on tumblr can shut their fucking mouth) it would just push all the text off the side of the post completely and it became unreadable. it would get so far pushed over that it would just be exactly one character per line and you had to read the post like that. that was a real thing that happened

[kissthescorpion]

I miss that.

[perse-phoneee-deactivated202007]

Reiki-Charged Image to Protect and Heal

✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻

This image has been designed and programmed to be used by Black protesters and other members of the community for the following purposes:

To provide an layer of protection before going out protesting

To help promote healing on a spiritual and emotional level

To invoke the power of the ancestors to watch over and protect our community as we fight for justice

To unite us as a community, as there is strength in numbers

How It Works

Embedded in this image are layers of hidden sacred symbols that will project the reiki energy to whoever is open to receiving it. These symbols also provide the power behind this working. The main symbol displayed in the center is Eban, a West-African (Ghanian) adinkra symbol that represents the fence that protects you and your loved ones from the dangers of the outside world. Therefore, it can be used as a protective symbol.

Simply gaze upon the image with the intention to accept the reiki energy in order to use it. For hoodoo practitioners, you may wish to recite Psalm #23 while gazing at this image. Or you can recite your own prayers of healing and protection.

Even if you are non-Black, you are welcome to share and reblog this image so others may benefit from it.

For allies: check out blacklivesmatters.carrd.co for tips on how you can help out and educate yourself!

[normal-horoscopes]

ALL COPS SHOULD BE SHOT ESPECIALLY YOUR DAD

[tranxio]

Spectacular Neon Blue Lava Pours From Indonesia's Kawah Ijen Volcano At Night (PHOTOS)

You've heard of "red hot" and "white hot" to describe searing temperatures. But what about "blue hot"?

[bogfox]

[wacheypena]

NO MORE RED AND ORANGE LAVA IN MOVIES! FROM NOW ON WE HAVE BLUE, GREEN, PURPLE OR EVEN PINK! STOP HOLDING BACK! ESPECIALLY IF ITS AN ALIEN DAMN PLANET! NOT ALL CORES ARE THE SAME!!

[shutyourmoustache]

AOC playing ACNH continues to bless the world. (ICYMI)