the sweet heat of her breath in my mouth im alive

(20s) used as main but inactive

[transxfiles]

the world was severely lacking weird little girl memes so i had to fill the void

[bulgeoffreedom]

[valtsv]

i can’t talk shit about the pirates of the caribbean films as if elizabeth swann becoming pirate king didn’t hand my entire ass to me and make me the gay i am today

[valtsv]

these 2 looks basically defined my sexuality and i’m not afraid to admit it

[valtsv]

things pirates of the caribbean got right:

1. will and elizabeth’s love story

2. elizabeth becoming pirate king

3. avoiding sexualizing elizabeth or the other female pirate characters in the first three films by allowing them to wear period-accurate pirate outfits that aren’t tailored to be revealing and impractical for ‘sex appeal’ just because they’re women

4. hans zimmer’s entire score but especially the iconic ‘he’s a pirate’ main theme

[thesigilwitch]

I was just about to spiral into a bad panic attack, and my boyfriend goes "Stick an ice cube in your mouth." I'm not really sure where he got the idea, and I kinda laughed at it because I didn't see how it would help, but he was insistent. So I did it.

And now I'm on my second cube, because it worked.

[thesigilwitch]

He explained his reasoning to me when he got home.

1. I would initially think "what the fuck" and be distracted from the anxiety. (Correct.)

2. The cold of the ice would shock my system, bringing me back to the physical world and reality, drawing my focus to the cold in my mouth, and keep my brain away from thinking "I'm panicking, I must be dying." (Correct.)

3. He assumed I hadn't drank much water today and wanted to keep me hydrated. (Triple correct.)

[pigeonwithaknife]

It also forced your mouth to make saliva!

When you go into fight or flight mode, non-crucial body functions stop working so you have more energy to do what you need to do to survive (oooor to spiral into a panic attack). By forcing yourself to make saliva it helps calm you down because since fight or flight is an all or nothing response, they can’t happen at the same time.

Learned that from my old therapist, who would use it with veterans with ptsd

[yungatito]

[stability]

[valtsv]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[highkey-reylo]

Me taking the reylo kiss and bendemption and leaving everything else from tros behind

[tails-155]

via http://imgur.com/gallery/x5mE5

Original: http://william-snekspeare.tumblr.com/

[nekkofoxisback]

Never will these not be cute.

[nabokovsshadows-deactivated2018]

One of my all time favourite things I’ve seen tumblr

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

we shortly interrupt your regular shitposting program with these reptiles

[cairgnorm]

[starlightvii]

THIS

[jakeperalta]

I love one man and his name is andy samberg

[cuminjuice-deactivated20241202]

how to use it: it is impOSSIBLE for a human and a shinigami to have a relationship. you practically cannot have sex with them. don’t even try.

Rem, looking at Misa:

[kiranatrix]

Shinigami King: Alright who knocked up Beyond Birthday’s mom

Justin Armonia, slowly rolling away on his throne:

[death-note-manga-screencaps]

I don’t know what upsets me more, the fact that Armonia Justin could be the father of BeyBlade Butterscotch or that till now i hadn’t really thought about how every single shinigami has a cool and weird name and this fuck is just called JUSTIN like your average basic white boy

[empathetic-cowboy]

The ONLY Consistent Part of the Twilight Saga 

[chessys]

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

[frostyalice]

“it’s time”

— only real ones know what time it is

[shittytwilightaus]

“he looks at you like your something to eat”

twilight au where Mike Newton has been desperately trying to get forks to believe the Cullens are vampires for years by alternatively dropping subtle hints such as the above but also knocking at Charlie’s door with blurry polaroids of Emmett maybe sparkling

one time Charlie stumbled out of bed at 3AM to Mike pounding on the door. only when he opened it all the kid had were some print outs of a book on 18th century medicine written by a Dr. Carlisle Cullen and Chief Swan I swear it’s gotta be the same guy chief I promise they’re vampires chief!!!

[queertwilight]

@volturialice this tag is effervescent