here there be creechurs @kitandsheepy - Tumblr Blog

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Hi, everyone! My name is Steven, and I'm autistic, physically disabled, and trans. This blog is named for two of my longtime Pokémon (but not my only Pokémon), Kit the Eevee and Sheepy the Mareep. I have a passion for linguistics and for Hisui history. Water-types and the ocean make autism brain go brrrrrrr. I'm from Unova and I'm currently working as a librarian at Naranja Academy! Check us out at @naranja-uva-librarians.

(OOC: This is an IRL Pokémon/RP blog run by @gupdoo3-- same name and pronouns as my trainersona. Also I speak Spanish!!)

#ooc #unreality #pokemon irl #irl pokemon #irl pkmn #pkmn irl #pokeblogging #pokeposting

infectiouspiss

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

iwritebigbellies-blog

I was 22 when I got my first bookstore job, and at the time my entire experience of "old people" was my grandparents, none of whom had been particularly healthy, and none of whom I was close with. To my young eyes, all they did was sit around and be old. That was life after 60.

The owner of the bookstore was this grand old dame of 76 who had been in the business for 40 years. She'd had three kids with a husband who was extremely gay, and as soon as those were old enough, they split up. She read on an epic scale, was an avid follower of the opera, sang in several choirs, and scheduled arts programming for a private club. She had gentleman callers (so they styled themselves) at the store continuously the entire fifteen years I worked there--yah, into her NINETIES. She never took up seriously with any of them, because they couldn't keep up. She was impeccably dressed and put together every single day of her life, drank regularly, and said they would pry her estrogen supplements out of her cold, dead hands. She had a gang of elderly single lady friends, though, and they went out every night of the week. They knew everything and everyone, collectively. She got her first smart phone in her mid-80s and became extremely Online. I bet she's on Tumblr now. She is 96.

This blew my mind. Life didn't have to be over...ever.

We worship youth in our culture. Only the young have futures, and the aged exist to enable the lives of the young. We act as if by the time you hit forty, you've had your chance. You are now expected to step aside and scede life to others.

FUCK THAT. I have a lot of life ahead of me. I have places to go and books to read and people to fuck and food to eat and music to dance to and emotions to feel and nazis to punch and stories to tell and hearts to break and ventures to capitalize and empires to conquer. I am going to be doing this for the next fifty years, minimum.

Life has so much in it. Do it all, forever.

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moonshinemagpie

Can we erase the idea that low-wage workers being visibly human on the clock is "unprofessional." It does not hurt customers to see cashiers drinking from water bottles or sitting on chairs. But water deprivation and forced standing are both established forms of torture. Hope this helps 😘

mansion-of-haunts

i can’t believe i’ve never posted about this au before, and shoutout to birdie bird-likes-to-fandom for the concept:

lautskity as polytrix, except instead of a kpop group they’re a dnd group a la critical role or jrwi, and the rival group is an alpha male podcast

grace is rumi, steph is mira, pete is zoey, ruth and richie are bobby, max is jinu, and the rest of the popular kids are the saja boys (plus a canon rumi)

depsidase

lesbiannieism

everybody do the weenus

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the weenus is a dance

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everybody is a genius

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who knows it in advance

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kokoronis

1 2 3, who’s the brightest star you see?

✨ it’s me! ✨

design by @ricedeity/flavor foley

she’s made of felt and pipe cleaners and sewn by hand. this project was partially inspired by the works of @strangegutz, whose dolls are really incredible and inspiring!!

tlirsgender

Posting about the world's least canonical ship & having somebody tag it like "this is making me want to watch that show" is always so funny like no sorry I'm lying to you

prunsel

do u think he ever got around to playing undertale

evilscientist3

my theory is that he finally booted it up this morning and the massive boner he got upon seeing toriel drained all the blood out of his head and killed him

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sindri42

I like the W.A.S. scale for rating anime. It stands for Weeb Ass Shit, and you rate each of those things on a 10 point scale.

So like, a series that requires extensive knowledge of japanese culture, or one that relies on the audience already being very familiar with the media tropes that it’s parodying, would have a high Weeb score while one that any 10-year old american would totally understand would have a low Weeb score.

The Ass column is for how much gratuitous nudity or attempts at titilation there is, with pure and innocent things like most ghibli films getting really low numbers, things like Bakemonogatari or Kill la Kill ending up in the middle of the scale, and borderline hentai at the top.

And finally, the Shit column covers things that are just fucking stupid, or poorly implemented. Low numbers indicate a series that is extremely well written and has a lot of good ideas, higher values come from plot holes, idiot plots, authors shoehorning in some incredibly nonsensical philosophy, etc.

Some people don’t mind the weeb nonsense at all, so they only have to look at the other two categories. Some people have very little tolerance for ass, even in a series that is otherwise of high quality. Some people decide based on a combined score, like they can tolerate more ass if the shit level is really low or vice versa but refuse to deal with both at the same time.

spaceswordblaster

I literally was looking for someone in the notes to mention the Weeb Ass Shit scale, bless you for explaining! Also I feel like even if the person you’re recommending things to is unfamiliar with this scale, it’s a helpful tool to help you break down and analyze different elements of the show.

gotta-pet-em-all

This blog is now the property of Team Rocket.

It is safe to assume that the previous owner, as well as their pokemon, have met the same fate. Do not try to resist. Compliance is the only way through.

Pelipper mail, as well as magic anons, have been shut off. All forms of communication from Pasio have been taken over, and will be used solely for the glory of Team Rocket.

Oh, and Blaise? I know you're watching. I expect you know what will happen if you don't fulfill your end of the bargain.