Jade

22/bi/ big fan of sharks

[gaywill-deactivated20260129]

Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw

[intoapuddle]

[guerrillatech]

[anxietyproblem]

[nudityandnerdery]

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

[nudityandnerdery]

Thanks to whoever tried, but I knew they'd never allow it.

[library-graffiti]

Let's do it the old fashioned way. Spread it far and wide.

[captainlights]

[mousegirlheart]

release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling

[fluorescentnova]

We had to write a Mini Comic for my Illustration Class so I did mine based on The Frog and The Scorpion. Hopefully you all know the story! 

But if you don’t know the story… In the original the scorpion stings the frog in the middle of the river. When the frog asks “why” the scorpion says “it’s in my nature” and they both die. I like my ending more.

Done with watercolor and pen and ink nib.

[mccleans]

scrolling through the dash when the mutuals are in a new ugly guy phase

[iero]

src.

[pukicho]

Kid called me a bonerhead so I vaporized all seven billion billion billion of his atoms

[sleevebuscemii]

songs used to have a bridge and a third chorus

[theladyinwhite13]

let’s get you to bed grandma

[miseria-fortes-viros]

used to have sick 3 minute guitar solos also

[savedlatin]

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[libraryogre]

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

[memewhore]

[voidsnout]

hold on let me google something

[voidsnout]

what the fuck

[triflesandparsnips]

happy Boston Molasses Flood to all who celebrate

[pukicho]

yeah the anime is great you just need to ignore the giant floppy cock and pussy that shows up every five minutes. It has rich lore.

[neenarchive]

science fiction as a genre was invented specifically to show lesbians some greasy sweaty women in tank tops fixing machinery

[agitowarrioroftheforest]

[catcrumb]