feeling like spilled hydraulic oil

30, he/him

[charaznablescanontoyota]

words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening

[ryannorth]

much to consider

[brudiza-spudnik]

this is really getting me

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

Visit Original Link

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[spiralstaircased]

Me when I'm old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post

Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don't need to show us a post

Me: (not listening) Now where was that post....

[contemptible-scoundrel]

haaah? what the hell is this? some sort of damn beast... it's kind of badass

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Name: Dopped Snuffler

Type: Forest/Shadow

Powers: Dig, Truffle Find, Radiant Death Flare

Catchphrase: "snrrf..!"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

damn... he's some stone cold mother fucker huh? kind of a badass... wouldnt want to cross him on a bad day

[raysipe1]

Thanos Car wins piston cup

[raysipe1]

Piston cup!

[charlottan]

man of few words i see!

[partlysmith]

[medievaljournalist]

(lying in the mud in the aftermath of a bloody battle, fevered and delirious in the throes of death) my amazing digital gut wound 😀

[innerchildabortionclinic]

was reminded of one of my favorite booktok screenshots today

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[minmos]

i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this

[midi-wizard]

Gymnopédies no. 1 played at 7-11 as a loitering deterrent

[dogpuppy]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

hey guys it's UTI Gaming and welcome back to my lets play of god of war three now last episode zeus did some bad shit and well our friend kratos here is seeing red- and me well I'm peeing red hahaha alright well if you liked that one remember to painfully urinate on that like button and subscribe for more and let's get into it

[contemptible-scoundrel]

SPHYNX: what walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the evening?

GUY WHO CRAWLS OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING AND GETS A BONER LONGER THAN HIS LEGS AT 7 PM: haha real fucking funny man

[rslashrats]

[fuckyeahwheelz2]