lauren

[owldude]

cats will be let into the bathroom and make it their entire personality

[wellbutrinboy]

not being able to identify ur own emotions be like. i’m in a mood. a moody mood. the kind of mood that feels…. moody

[skellydun]

me: im gonna be productive tomorrow!!!!

my brain:

[bluegrasshole]

God gives his hardest lemonades to his toughest Mikes

[deanwinchesterapologist]

the problem is that going to bed at night feels like a chore whereas lying down for a forbidden nap at 4pm feels like the pinnacle of decadence

[ijaazat]

damn kinda not feeling it... thinking of bursting into tears

[humorblr]

Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter in every “Harry Potter” movie (2001 - 2011)

[hotgrrlbummer]

why did we as a society stop putting gargoyles on everything. what fucking loser looked at a building and was like no actually this doesn’t need a horrid little creacher

[adonischildsupportcase]

[druginducedheartattack-deactiva]

In case no one has told you today….theres something very obviously wrong with you 💙

[spaceinvaydr]

Really needed to hear this ❤️🙏

[2000love]

post grad networking internships references linkedIn productivity career goals corporate salary money money money bills bills bills work work work money bills work die

[avvocarlo]

job for a man with no skills and is scared of everything

[sheepstiel]

got tested for the sleepytired and it came back positive

[nflstreet]

[twiiqh]

Telling yourself that something does not matter is one of the loneliest things you can do, because you only say it, of course, about things that matter very much. But often, and this is the lonely part, they only matter to you.

— Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast

[crazy-brazilian]

[serendipitous-magic]

Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”