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📺 + 🐈 + 🍕🌮🍔🍱 + 🏕🏖🏞 + 🎨🖼 Occasionally anxious, much wow. 🐯Milo Day, Every Day!🐯 A Gulf Coast transplant in the Big Country (Insta 📸 @kitsonpaws)

[kitsonpaws]

She actually thinks we’re both going to get a full eight hours like this???

[danascullyswindbreaker]

cahoots :)

[beggars-opera]

The tailors at Colonial Williamsburg made a suit for their cat

[vinceaddams]

The best part is that they were inspired by a diary entry from 1775, written by a 12 year old tailor’s apprentice who had been left unsupervised all day and decided to make a suit for a cat. Here’s a link to the blog post about it, but I’ll just paste the whole diary entry here:

“I had been at work about two months when Christmas came on – and here I must relate a little anecdote. The principal [the tailor] and his lady were invited to a party among their friends…while it devolved on me to stay at home and keep house. There was nothing left me in charge to do, only to take care of the house. There was a large cat that generally lay about the fire. In order to try my mechanical powers, I concluded to make a suit of clothing for puss, and for my purpose gathered some scraps of cloth that lay about the shop-board, and went to work as hard as I could. Late in the evening I got my suit of clothes finished; I caught the cat, put on the whole suit – coat, vest, and small-clothes [breeches] – buttoned all on tight, and set down my cat to inspect the fit. 

“Unfortunately for me there was a hole through the floor close to the fireplace, just large enough for the cat to pass down; after making some efforts to get rid of the clothes, and failing, pussy descended through the hole and disappeared; the floor was tight and the house underpinned with brick, so there was no chance of pursuit. I consoled myself with a hope that the cat would extricate itself from its incumbrance, but not so; night came and I had made on a good fire and seated myself for some two or three hours after dark, when who should make their appearance but my master and mistress and two young men, all in good humor, with two or three bottles of rum. After all were seated around the fire, who should appear amongst us but the cat in his uniform. I was struck speechless, the secret was out and had no chance of concealing; the cat was caught, the whole work inspected and the question asked, is this your day’s work? I was obliged to answer in the affirmative; I would then have been willing to take a good whipping, and let it stop there, but no, to complete my mortification the clothes were carefully taken off the cat and hung up in the shop for the inspection of all customers that came in.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“I was hoping they’d beat me and forget about it but to my horror they stuck my work up on the fridge”

[zackbuildit]

Not just any fridge-

The public fridge

[rainie-is-seasonchange]

Sunflower garden.

Kayabuki village, Kyoto, Japan.

[rainie-is-seasonchange]

Evening fireflies.

[gemini-enthusiast]

Hilariously funny that they let the guy known for wandering off without warning to look at birds was allowed to do this

[songofsaraneth]

#famously few birds in space#probably the safest place to take him

[existennialmemes]

Companies in the 2000s: You wouldn't download a car! Digital copies are still stealing, even if the original copy remains with us.

Companies in the 2020s: That digital copy, which you have paid for, doesn't really belong to you. We're removing it from your library now.

[existennialmemes]

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

[kitsonpaws]

So uh this lil thing crawled inside my car this weekend at the park and

I took the lil flea bitten baby to three vets (nobody is open on Saturdays here but the emergency vet which is some BS) only to find it has no microchip so I drove it back to my house and shampoo’d it after it tried to flee then fed it and

my house is evenly divided on its immigration status and it likes to parkour off my bed at 3AM but it also wakes me up purring in my ear and skippity paps my fingers like a Mighty Hunter so 🤷‍♀️

[bethanydelleman]

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

[paddysnuffles]

Vulcan mom who adopted a human child be like

[huariqueje]

The Ocean at Dusk -  Kate Jarvik Birch 

American , b. 1977 -

Gouache on paper , 10 x 10 in.

[kitsonpaws]

[thememedaddy]

[kitsonpaws]

Teatime is a caramel blonde espresso latte with salted caramel finishing sugar

Also my dudes got me this lil plant guy and he just brightens my desk idk

[kitsonpaws]

Someday when I’m old and in the home some poor adorable little nurse is going to have to put up with my crazy ass going “IT’S CLOSE WEEK WHERE IS MY LAPTOP WE’RE ON A TIGHT DEADLINE THE BOOKS ARE GONNA CLOSE MONDAY AT 5PM” over and over again

[kitsonpaws]

THESE

@greyias they’re HUGE!!! The bag has them SHOWN ACTUAL SIZE aaaaa

[kitsonpaws]

Sweet boy 😭

[kitsonpaws]

I love it how the cat somehow puked on these yellow suede flats and I never realized it but it’s okay because they’re sort of cat puke colored anyway???