god wishes he were me.

what up, I'm 19, I like eggs, and I have never learned how to read. header & sidebar

[star1860]

[star1860]

[wjsjuexian]

I watched 2 and came back, It's perfect👌

You know, the mission can be repeated, but the opportunity to beat up WuXian may only come once.

[crimson-chains]

If you haven't watched the Legend of Hei yet you definitely should!! It's such a good movie ;w; I saw the second movie and it was amazing as well! Love this little family he has <3

[mortalityplays]

REMEMBER:

if you don't understand the post at a glance it's because op wrote it wrong and needs your help

if the post doesn't contain all the contextualising information you need to understand it, op is gaslighting you

if you haven't experienced the phenomenon the post describes, op is making it up for clout

if you haven't encountered the type of person the post describes, they're a strawman that doesn't exist

if the post doesn't address a topic you'd prefer to talk about, it's a distraction, missing the point, and talking over you

if the post makes a good point, it is your duty to contribute to human enlightenment by nitpicking it to be more correct

and most importantly:

every online conversation is a competition and you must win

[thestuffedalligator]

I will always prefer Wizards Is A Job over Wizards Is A Species as a trope.

Wizarding should be something you work towards. Being a wizard is like being an architect, or a painter, or a chemist. It’s something that makes your relatives ask “So are you still doing that or do you have an actual job now”

[auntie-nettle]

[noodleddragon]

[1980sspaceman]

[favouritefrog]

[orcboxer]

i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention's in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he's also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say "woof" and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter

[orcboxer]

[buried-in-stardust]

OP: "So it turns out the plucking of the hairpin and the hairstyle falling apart in novels really is real."

[psychotic-gerard]

manifest ONE THING for this year ( nothing bad will happen if you don’t, this is just for fun c: )

Moving the fuck out

Going on HRT

Getting employed OR a pay rise

Graduating

Making friends

Getting/losing a diagnosis

Eating good food

Starting recovery

Getting a pet.

Nothing, I pass this on to someone else.

Voting ended onJul 14, 2023

[pinktinselmonstrosity]

what continent do you live in?

europe

asia

africa

oceania

north + central america

south america

Voting ended onFeb 15, 2023

please reblog so i can get more responses!!

[trashy-corvian]

@spencerkeg afsfgjfdujg this my stupid moment

I knoow but i was always taught that we're inbetween? Like one part in asia, another in europe AND the middle is like whatever

Where the option "eurasia" or something

[spencerkeg]

@trashy-corvian welcome to class babes, I'm here for u ♥️

Continents are divided by large land masses. A region is a large geographic area that is defined by some sort of cultural, climatic, or geographic feature.

You're not stupid! and technically you're right that eurasia is one large land mass! So it would make sense to call it a continent "But linguistically and ethnically, the areas of Asia and Europe are distinct. Because of this, most geographers divide Eurasia into Europe and Asia." -national geographic

[yellobb]

Make a pizza!

Dough

Sauce

Cheese

Right Pepperoni

Left Pepperoni

Right Beef

Left Beef

Voting ended onFeb 11, 2023

[ittybittydice]

[sollasidoo]

[mwuoyu]

[cloudstation]

That post that's like "stop writing characters who talk like they're trying to get a good grade in therapy" really blew the door wide open for me about how common it's become for a character's emotional intelligence to not be taken into consideration when writing conflict. I remember the first time I went to therapy I had such a hard time even identifying what I was feeling, let alone had the language to explain it to someone else. Of course there are plenty of people who've never been to therapy a day in their life who are in tune to their emotions. But even they would have some trouble expressing themselves sometimes. You have to take into account there are plenty of people who are uncomfortable expressing themselves and people who think they're not allowed to feel certain ways. It also makes for more interesting conflict to have characters with different levels of understanding.

[despazito]

I think it's so important to have a "nature" calendar in your head, like a way of tracking time that's completely separate from anything work or obligation related, not holidays or anything stressful. For instance I look forward to august because at 8pm every night house finches hang around my window for a few weeks. In spring I love waiting for the magnolias to blossom. Just ways of tracking the time with zero stakes that's completely removed from life's zeitgeist and that you really look forward to

[mediumkravitz]

I had to see this image so now you do, too.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[100fagz-archived-deactivated202]

yall aint ready for her dropdown

[bitchassslytherinsnakery]

I lost it here

[shdghjdhdkjghjkndsvhj-deactivat]

hello excuse me what the fuck is a gyal womanist mermaid

[somecunttookmyurl]

all at once?

[vigilantsycamore]

So no Poland?

That feeling when the label collector claims to be from every country on Earth except yours

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Who is this bitch, Captain Planet?

[frogmoss1]

why are you all bullying this person when she is literally everyone this is your mother and your daughter….

[sanguchito]

[yaldabaoth413]

J. K. Rowling’s latest character

[scrungus-bungus-the-elder-god]

“So what country you are from?”

[gunsandfireandshit]

Reading every addition to this post feels like falling down a set of stairs