It’s good that karma is a bitch

27, female, Bulgaria, all I need is coffee and sunshine, multi-fandom, CP trash, TFC trash, sarcasm is me

[tarydarrington]

"Well, I'm sorry if that doesn't make me want to follow you. I am going to go and I'm going to get the one of two people that care about me in this world."

[death-420]

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

[sillysayaka]

dear dire

[marz-rm]

late as always but happy pride! Pretty sure I fucked up Ilya's face, I'll fix it before I print this

[runawaymarbles]

I always feel so cheated in stories when characters are walking around with this Big Guilt and then...you find out that the thing wasn't their fault at all. And not in a "they thought they did it but it turns out they were set up" way, or even a "accepting that just because they did A which caused B which caused C it doesn't mean C was their fault", way but where they finally lay out the sequence of events and it's clear that any thinking person would not connect them. Like, fucking commit!!! The character isn't LESS compelling if they actually did the thing! You can't have the haunted brooding meow meow who is...also completely blameless

[russianblush]

ilya: scared shitless by a loon shane: gently directs ilya's attention back to the fire to distract him

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HUGE fan of trees growing in places they should not reasonably be able to

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

upside down 

sideways

out of a rock

upside down in a freakin LAKE 

 out of an Indiana courthouse

out of ANOTHER

GODDAMN

TREE

none of that is a reasonable expectation!!!

[goldy303]

Thats beacause everything is ROOTING for them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m going to braid you like a pile of dough

[vaspider]

Redwoods day 2

[pseudodesigner]

I forget some people have never seen actual trees like TREES before. They’re used to lowercase trees. Not proud, TALL, UPPERCASE, tall ass mother fucking TREES.

[vaspider]

That's the thing: I grew up in old growth forests on the East Coast. I am used to TREES that are hundreds of years old... but not Coastal Redwoods which stood while the Second Temple did. It's a whole other world, and that's beautiful.

[vaspider]

I have to stress that these are absolutely not the same size as normal trees anywhere else.

This isn't even one of the really big ones. Evie is 6' tall, for reference.

The tallest tree in Europe is 73m tall. Hyperion, the tallest disclosed* Coastal Redwood, is 113m tall.

These trees are absolutely fucking massive. That's what I keep trying to tell people.

They aren't just wide, they're extremely tall.

There are entire other trees which grow on coastal redwoods. They are the tallest trees in the world (but not the most massive - those are the giant sequoias).

But that's kind of my point - it's easy to think "I know how big these trees are!" but when I was confronted with the reality of them? They're so so so much bigger in real life than you could ever imagine, and the humbling beauty of standing in front of a living being older than nations, a tree that's been alive since the Second Temple stood, is impossible to explain.

[raptorofwar]

Oh I have some photos of these. Nothing really does it justice though; a photo or a video doesn’t capture the scale.

Also, I’m always a bit staggered when people act this way; growing up not too far away I’ve seen redwoods a lot and so I’m honestly not that blown away anymore. I need to remind myself that I’m the one with the abnormal flora specimens next door, and that I’m the weird one.

[vaspider]

It's really what you're used to. I'm sure I'm used to things that would make people get very confused.

[literallymechanical]

I've been too busy to Post lately. I've got like twelve half-sentence drafts and I can feel my posting organ starting to wither. It's real rough.

[literallymechanical]

Check out this huge door, we all love huge doors right??

[cipheramnesia]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[roach-works]

wow if only you had a time machine

[transdaughterofthesun]

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

[iforgotmyfandom]

:)

[idiototheinternet]

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

[lizyarikus]

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

[anexperimentallife]

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

[what-if-i-just-did]

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine how I feel

[mrsjdavis]

POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It doesn’t have to

[smegorl]

Yes it does.

[type-blaze0]

Of course it has to, it gets a billion notes in 2041

[russianblush]

Was it a conscious choice for him to always touch Shane's face? That's Connor living in the character.

[inkandguns]

[lillytheaspie]

[paramaline]

shoutout to my coworker for thinking that “illuminati” and “alumnae” meant the same thing and absolutely destroying everyone in the room when he casually dropped the sentence “i get a discount there because i’m an illuminati” into the conversation

[isa-sketches]

Captive Prince

[sternfleck]

Thoughts and prayers to my European mutuals suffering under their omega heat

[ralfmaximus]

do NOT google "omega heat"

[chocomiking]

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

[pomgore]

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

[pomgore]

goat dog

[3000s]

classic example of a pig egg

[77bears]

[limbel]

when youre reading smut and youre positive you have their entire geometry figured out but then someone grabs a knees that shouldn be there