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okay actual intro post now

hey im max im 25 im relatively new to these comics but im insane so im making up for it. mostly post about my favorite insane mouthy canadian mercs. its the fault of @isntverynice that im here in the first place, but also we live together so we collaborate on a lot

my art blog is @maxadecillion

my main (and also where follows/likes come from) is @armyofdykeness

my 18+ art blog is @sabrepoolverine

bsky (also very much 18+)

THIS BLOG IS 18+ ONLY!

minusculemewl

finnspider

Brokeback mountain or something

#MY THEM?????????????

shadows-peachy-pancakes

"I thought you were back. WE were back."

#jesus christ

maxadecillion

heartbreaking. tragic.

inspired by @wolvertooth ‘s beautiful mind

maxadecillion

i think he did it, officer

bunniope

i think being able to summon telekinetic disembodied porn hands would kind of rule

bunniope

WHEN! i get invited to join the x-men that will be my power

bunniope

but joining the x-men is one of my many fetishes...

bunniope

cyclops: so show us your powers, callie. prove that you can be...an X-Man

me: ok...*focuses and summons disembodied telekinetic blue hands that immediately start groping me*

jean grey: i can feel her telekinetic potential from here...! she could be a powerful asset for mutantkind...!

gambit: gambit can see a lot of use for this chere's powers.

rogue: ...if she can learn to control them...!

me: ? i am controlling them.

isntverynice

"Time is a flat circle."

Sabretooth // True Detective Season 1

isntverynice

WRETCHED AND PRECIOUS

(48k, complete, Rated E, sequel currently getting written)

Nostalgia is hell of a drug, a morphine drip when the world is trying to kill you.

It’s funny, in a horrible way, the way the world is now. Victor was always curious to see what everyone would be like, with their fears bubbling to the surface, with their blood on their hands. Everyone would be dead, it turns out.

Curiosity killed the cat, he thinks bitterly.

The X-Men are dead. Logan was dead. He’s been dead for 552 days, give or take a few.

He knows how Logan kills, though. He knows that animal. And it sounded like Logan, albeit more messy. It could be him. Logan was so hard to kill, just like him. He might be back.

Victor missed his birthday last year. And this year.

Standing up, Victor makes a decision. He’s always been good at finding Logan.

(Logan 2017 but Victor Creed is there)

#whoa... the og w&p......

isntverynice

I took the bullet for the wrong reason

Wishbone by Richard Silken / X-Men Origins: Sabretooth / Wolverine MAX #5

because really. like.

#like.

isntverynice

I’m Gonna Fix You

X-Men Origins: Sabretooth (2009) / Backslider by Toadies / You’ve haunted me all my life by Death Cab for Cutie / Sharp Objects by Gillian Flynn / Deadpool #9 (2016) / Haunted House by Florence and the Machine / Sabretooth #4 (2022) / @filmnoirsbian why are you haunted? A survey / Sabretooth Death Hunt; Home is the Hunter (1993) / Ruiner by Nine Inch Nails