fuck

I am…… napping……

[dailycatsblog]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[distantwave]

[gaphic]

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

[gaphic]

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

[radstarsaur]

Happy Pride Month AND Dinosaur Day!

[we-have-black-marble-at-home]

translator's note: in america, "seek shelter immediately" means "go outside and stand on the porch"

[insecuregodcomplex]

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[postcard-from-the-past]

Crab Restaurant in Dagupan City, Philippines

Filipino vintage postcard

[mynonsenseistingling]

It is abandoned and currently looks like this.

[durnesque-esque]

The sleeping beast hungers...

[sixty-silver-wishes]

happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

[insanityisthecure]

Endless list of games I love: Librarian: Tidy up the arcane library (2026)

"Listen to me, because this is important. What that fairy did -that nasty, stupid fairy- is a TOTAL DISASTER. It has turned my beautiful library into a complete mess, a disaster like nobody has ever seen before."

[despazito]

they won't return my calls but i think i'm onto something

[despazito]

another

[silenthill]

man i hate the allure of a good grilled cheese. you make one and eat it and its so good and perfect, maybe a little bland but in a good way and you instantly think “man that was a really good grilled cheese, im not entirely full yet, maybe i’ll have another…” dont do it. don’t even think about it. it’s the opposite of oreos. you make your second grilled cheese and 3 bites into it you’re so overwhelmed by the monotony. “this isnt nearly as good as the last one” despite being practically identical. The grilled cheese is a sacred food, it must be eaten hot, and quick. A second one only allows you to stew in the memories of the past (your previous cheese) and your nostalgia clouds your mind, creating an epic fail bite in your newest creation of dairy and grain. Show some restraint. 

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[homunculus-argument]

I think going too deep into anything should warrant a balrog. You scroll too far down on your phone when you should've gotten up an hour ago, you've spent all afternoon sleuthing to figure out why your mom's former neighbour whom you haven't seen since you were 15 and don't give a fuck about got a divorce, you've been ruminating the same situation over and over and over, and a big fuckass beast thing shows up to stop you because you have delved too deep and now you have to fight the balrog.

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig