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JL 32 / philly

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[glenmoresparks]

Please admire this rabbit who made a plan, then carried it out with calm determination.

[kittencurrency]

I love this more than most things

[parttimepup]

Do you ever think about how sperm don’t work right at body temperature and that’s why males have external testicles? Design-wise that is such a huge risk to take. Your most important organ is swinging free outside your body, vulnerable to injury or attack. All because one (1) type of cell, your fucking gametes for christ’s sake, cannot function at the normal body temperature of the organism they belong to. What the fuck. I never want to hear a man try and say females are biologically inferior ever again.

[parttimepup]

While I’m at it also they have to share one hole that they both pee and have sex out of. That’s fucking gross and unsanitary. Everytime a man cums in you you’re also getting all the pee that was in his urethra enjoy that thought ladies. You know how many holes birds have? One. They pee, poop and have sex all in the same hole it’s called the cloaca. You know how many holes women have? Three. Because we evolved one. Evolution-wise, men fall somewhere between a chicken and a human female. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

[once-upon-a-nugget]

You just called out God

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]

[thebootydiaries]

me: how am i? really? as if u care lmao. im so SICK of small talk,. i want someone who asks about my day and MEANS it, wipes my tears and tells me im beautiful without make up on, but all boys do is lie.maybe love wasn’t made for people like me

walmart employee: ma'am,

[krabby-kronicle]

[skinny-summer]

Im screaming

[graveyard--bones]

IM LOSING MY SHIT RN

[homoz]

[outmatch]

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

It works too! tried it myself

[milanadoraz]

I HAD NO CLUE THIS EXISTED??? BOOST

[virgomoncler]

BOOOOSSSSTTTTTT !!!

[kansalainen]

are you high right now? do u ever get nervous? are you single? i heard you fucked your girl is it true

me as a doctor

[memetans-deactivated20161021]

being 20+ on tumblr

[acerotiburon]

Sing me the song of your people SOUP! meow! Sing me the song of your friends SOUP! meow! Sing me a song for the good times SOUP! meow! Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP! meeeeoooow!

[jumpingjacktrash]

this is good times right here

[heckifiknowcomics]

[oatsie-deactivated20180119]

Zelda, watching Link use the master sword to cut grass:

[terpsikeraunos]

anyone else read a paragraph of academic prose and then stare at it blankly with no idea what you just read because it’s so clogged with jargon

[variste]

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

this is an academia call out post and i’m here for it

[blackgirlsvevo]

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