Kittens in Paris

Summer cute & full of lies

[spacehunter-m]

[memeseverdie]

This is what I woke up to at 7 am

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

We’ll never reach this level of comedy again… :(

[whitepeopletwitter]

[alexander]

Use y=mx+b to calculate the slope of the line you just crossed

[the-revolution-continues]

Credit: Liesl Manone.

[maevegreen]

I just spammed my FB page with these…not sorry.

[catscenter]

[gravegospel]

ʍoǝɯ

[hotvampireadjacent]

online job application: what would you do if there were only 2 lifeboats left

A: lovingly give them both to 1 customer and die

[mrs-chief]

Y'all need to stop saying shit like “songs with the same bpm”

Beats per minute is a unit. The word you’re looking for is tempo.

If two songs have the same tempo, their bpm are equivalent.

You wouldn’t say two people of the same height have “the same inches.” You would say height. So stop saying two songs have “the same bpm” when you can just say tempo

I’m an assistant band director don’t argue with me

[saintbaselshouse]

I have a music degree and taught for over a decade. You can say BPM or tempo it’s basically all the same. Don’t let the classical music snobs get you down

[mrs-chief]

Oh no, I made a post voicing a pet peeve of mine and suddenly I’m a “classical music snob” even though I’ve been playing baroque flute for over a decade professionally…

[saintbaselshouse]

Yeah I mean… Well there it is

[markv5]

Mom’s Work

[anarcho-occultism]

Reboot to support this hardworking single mom

[braixxen]

me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

me:

[adventurecomics]

[politicallyincorrectsj-deactiva]

true gender equality

[lmaonade]

don’t you guys just love shapes 

[acoolguy]

[hello-katy]

[trapcard]

all the white gays making fun of her is really so funny to me cuz like…this is what yall sound like sis. that’s your sister. 

[threesideddream]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england

[898-deactivated20210515]

im going to hell yall want anything?

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

[djoswiftie]

Who you thought was gonna save the universe

Who is actually going to do it

[lianhua1]

[djoswiftie]

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[processintegrated]

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

[processintegrated]

[weirdmageddon]

[slowjamastan]

[ryumako]

[taco-bell-rey]

when im dead make sure my cemetery has that “creepy 1800′s gothic graveyard with satanic fog” aesthetic