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Listen here cum-slut, how many birds do you own? I bet not even one. Well guess what I have seven and let me tell you birds aren't supposed to eat chocolate. It may look cute or funny to you but guess what? That bird probably died. Yeah.

oh good lord

nevermindtaem

this is Kimchi. she wanna be a star. make her dream come true.

kaijutegu

her wish is granted

lordmeowdemort

Every person who reblogs this will get a random ask in their inbox. Just because.

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The first thing I did in 2016 was

Put what you did in the tags!

#poop

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i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

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The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

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In case anyone was confused…

signal-failure

Nice. I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition.

scottishdreamergirl

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Alignment chart for regular nekos in Neko Atsume.

pastelroyalty

BNV14 Finals - Los Angeles “Somewhere in America”

Watch this. That’s all I gotta say.

princessangelcupcake

Want to start following some more awesome blogs 💖💗

lotad

pakhara

monorailsandsorcerers

I’ve been waiting for this gif

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(via tank sinatra)

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Watch: Lillian is a burlesque dancer and her Ted Talk will silence anyone who thinks fat shaming is OK.

rockhardgeologist

pansoph

when u find out ur on ur period it’s like Everything tht has happened recently suddenly makes sense like Oh.that’s why. that’s why everything is ugly and i am suffering