Prepare to be Unimpressed

Julia* they/them* If i'm not back again this time tomorrow, sorry, it wasn't personal.*

[snailina]

cute date idea:

we got to the botanical gardens. i point at all the plants i like. u point at all the plants u like

[slutshame-alexanderhamilton]

Hands down the funniest thing I have ever heard at college was overhearing the following sentence at a conference:

“I asked him what his pronouns were and he said ‘uh, PhD.’”

[babyanimalgifs]

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[cosed]

This Blog Is NSFFH

not safe for frog haters

[abdulraveman]

[yassmines]

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…

[unsettlingstories]

[atomatowriter-deactivated202211]

Coming up with theories about the D&D campaign you’re in and then telling your DM what your theories are like

[vivalatinamerica-deactivated201]

can someone please explain how it’s possible that every single month this year ended as quickly as it started and yet this whole year has felt like an eternity

[cmonandhauntme]

[theshitneyspears]

2017: dumb bitch

2018: sad bitch

2019: bad bitch

[radomnicestuff]

LET’S GO

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

[moonlight2016s]

when your hips don’t lie like they used to before

[dankmemeuniversity]

[davidlathorian]

You missed the best part of this.

[toastbutteregg]

i dont know what this is but i find it funny so im reblogging

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

[elliewilliams]

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

[kitty]

poor baby drank too much milk :(

[dizorder-deactivated20190601]

[hotvampireadjacent]

lost in the sauce

[william-snekspeare]

the second panel was originally going to have words but I decided it was better without them

[intj-confessions]

See, JK? Sometimes less is more.

[william-snekspeare]

hi this is so FUCKING funny

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

fucks sake

[doctordragon]

god dammit

[setsu-nana]

Okay now which one is clearer? 1?

or 2?

[heckheckhheck-deactivated201712]

S T O P

[lazy--tuesday-deactivated201806]

Maybe just take off the glasses!?

[turtlemuffinbutt]

[the-suburban-craft]

[kylosolorey]

I’m sorry but this was way too funny 😂😂😂

I mean c’mon he HAD to use that hashtag 😂