Never gonna give you up

I'm a mermaid. Brit Imagine Leigh Bowery at a job interview, that's me.

[babyanimalgifs]

How to Feed Baby Manatees 

(via)

[lookitsstevie]

everyday it's a-getting closer

[aint-thata-bitch]

P.O.V: You are Nefarian Serpine during the war

[winter-wise]

china: okay, i know you're upset, but i NEED to know what kind of eyeliner you use. you’ve been crying for an hour and it still hasn't smudged

valkyrie, still crying: it's sharpie

[solreefs]

Good night to bitchy Necromancers, hot librarians, biker girls with swords, grumpy geniuses, their assistants who have blue hair and trauma, anyone with tattoos, tailors who could kick your ass, cars that are old and fancy and barely holding together after being magically resurrected, their drivers likewise, and people who started out as Just Some Girl but are now fated to end the world.

[toastbutteregg]

[archi-pelago]

very good things

when i look at my dog and exclaim “kisses you!” and she comes over so I can give her a kiss on the face

when i look at my dog and exclaim “kisses me?” and her tail goes ballistic as she smooches my face ecstatically 

my dog

[archi-pelago]

Her

[archi-pelago]

this is her natural state

[archi-pelago]

An addition

[archi-pelago]

#archi your dog needs a little sweater

[mawwart]

You really have a little creature that lives with you that looks like this

Immaculate. Extraordinary. I love your dog

[archi-pelago]

OH MY GOD?? ♥️💖💗💕💘🥺 THANK U

[archi-pelago]

…well, i cant argue with that

[evie-the-mostly-human]

VIP. Very important post

[thecarltonbanksexperience]

the “mmm whatcha say” meme will literally be funny forever. it goes away for a while but reappears when you are least expecting it. it’s nearing a decade in age but it’s still hilarious, not even in an ironic way like a lot of memes are. it’s just truly funny. i love it. what a powerful meme.

[slangwang]

i disagree i find it stale and very unfunny

[thecarltonbanksexperience]

[a-lizard-in-disguise]

[reallyndacarter]

Thank you.

[catchymemes]

[emily84]

ngl this is a GAMECHANGER

[nostalgicfun]

What was your first source of portable music? Walkman? CD player with headphones? MP3 Player? iPod? Phone? 

[somecunttookmyurl]

my fucking god these tags aged me 50 years

they’re literally the size of a CD, hen. you can still buy them

[somecunttookmyurl]

presumably anti skip technology has evolved since then and actually reliably works now (if you jolt a cd drive when it’s playing the laser reading it will also jolt around and songs will skip - not useful when walking. anti skip technology is meant to stabilise so it doesn’t happen. very rarely was this actually the fucking case)

you’d carry around a little flip folder of CDs like this in your bag

often containing at least one mixtape cd you burned yourself, or that someone else had made you, with the tracklist written on it in sharpie

common from the late 90s - early/mid 00s when MP3 players and iPods started to take over

[mermaeids]

me whenever the main character breaks the fourth wall: this is just like dora the explorer

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[vindogy]

biblub fucking dies

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

me going on my merry little way to do some dumb bitch activities

[gravegospel]

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

[raccoonnation-deactivated202102]

I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.

[kittykat8311]

with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched

[officialqueer]

This photo of my brother's cat trying to jump on the dinner table at Christmas feels like a Normal Rockwell painting.

[officialqueer]

He just wants to be included!!

(He's got an Insta btw).

[krawdad]

[officialqueer]

This is so funny, please never spread it because my mother will kill me.

[parakeet]

I think this possibly might be the funniest thing I've ever seen