Mrs. Misty-Eyed

Hey guys! It's ya girl Keiry, an average college student coming to you live from this mess of a blog!

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“How are commercials in your country” Well… 

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The background music truly is the cherry on an already perfectly iced cake.

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Cumbia Thanos

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Well said.

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This post is everything.

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Why is this so funny

[watson]

#THE PANIC ON HIS FACE

[systlin]

I’M DYING

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Day 3 of 5

“Dear Citizen,

In order to deliver on our promise to save America, we knew we needed to tackle our country’s biggest issue: wealth inequality. The richest 0.1% of Americans have as much wealth as the bottom 90%.

Our lawyers wouldn’t let us pursue our first choice - a campaign to eat all the rich people and live in their homes - so we settled for something more achievable. Today, Card Against Humanity has redistributed your wealth.

Using the survey you filled out when you signed up, we identified the 100 poorest recipients and sent them each  check for $1,000. To see how this $1,000 is impacting these peoples lives, read their stories at CardsAgainstHumanityRedistributesYourWealth.com. The next 10,000 poorest recipients got a $15 refund check.

You got nothing. And if you don’t like it, tough titties.

I love you,

Cards Against Humanity”

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I was one of the 100 to get the check from these folks, and holy shit I was CACKLING at the hurt people on Facebook. Some people only cared about their precious $15 when it helped the poor.

[systlin]

Congrats! I’m thrilled that some of my $$$ went to people who needed it. 

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I went to their website for this to see if info on the other days was out, and their FAQ is so perfect I almost choked to death.

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“We’re Just Being regular correct” D A M

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I stan one (1) card game

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Superheroes being 197% done with wii music playing

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This is a gift to humankind

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ATLA Meme: [6/7] Friendships/Ships → Katara & Toph

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Repeated Rapist and Former Baylor frat president Jacob Anderson indicted for sexual assault will serve no jail time, not be registered as sex offender and only has to pay $400 fine

Anderson was accused of raping a 19-year-old woman at a 2016 off-campus party his fraternity, Phi Delta Theta, threw under his leadership as frat president. During the party, 

Anderson took the woman, who was intoxicated after receiving a drugged drink from him, outside to a “secluded part of the grounds” where he then sexually assaulted as while she was gagged and choked. The victim lost consciousness during the attack, at which point Anderson left the scene, leaving her nearly choking to death on her own vomit.

Anderson was initially brought up on for these alleged crimes, and charged him with “unlawful restraint” instead, for which the office recommended three years of probation, a $400 fine, and counseling.

This is the 3rd case in which this same judge has been lenient towards sexual offenders.

HERES HOW YOU CAN HELP

Sign the Petition 

CALL THE JUDGE: Ralph Strother

Phone: [phone]  Fax: [phone] 

CALL ATTORNEY WHO OFFERED PLEA DEAL: Hilary Stokes LaBorde 

Phone: [phone]

DEMAND JUSTICE!!!

#StayWoke

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The judge’s name is Ralph Strother.

[dailyavengers]

We lost, all of us. We lost friends. We lost family. We lost a part of ourselves.

Avengers: Engame (2019)

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Remember in 2012 when tumblr shut down for like an hour and everyone freaked the fuck out because “NOT OUR PRECIOUS TUMBLR!!!!” and now we’re all just

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I remember before Venom came out everyone was like, “this is going to be a dark and edgy piece of shit” and now everyone’s like, “ Venom is the best romantic comedy of all time! Venom and Eddie are so sweet together, absolutely adorable, 10/10.”

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something I have desperately wanted to know since I was a kid, and am legitimately hoping the Detective Pikachu movie will answer for me: are pikachus actually tiny little things underneath all that fur and would they look like a drowned rat when wet

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[honeyycurl]

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

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my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

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not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

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This is what school children in America are taught. That is so wrong on so many fucking levels and there are still people who believe gun control in any form is a bad thing.

let me reiterate SCHOOL CHILDREN IN A SUPPOSEDLY FIRST WORLD COUNTRY ARE TAUGHT THE SAME THINGS AS PEOPLE IN ACTIVE WAR ZONES BECAUSE THE THREAT OF BEING KILLED IN A SHOOTING IS SO HIGH.

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the bit in caps here is making me rethink my stance on gun control 

shit

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I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.

[bronzewitchhazel]

My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!

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In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.

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I’m the dude continuously playing the guitar

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an icon

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“airbenders are able to warm themselves with only their breathing”

ok so this explains why katara and sokka were bundled up in parkas galore while aang was just walking around in his little jump suit like it was a perfect summer evening. I’m so glad this was cleared up. I literally thought Aang’s optimistic attitude is what kept him warm, heavens. 

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So you remember the firebender prison? And how Zuko kept his bending at full strength when he was put in the freezer box, which disabled anybody else put in there? That’s because Iroh taught him that airbender trick, just like later he taught him waterbending moves to deal with lightning. Iroh was secretly master of all four elements and passed it on to Zuko without him noticing.

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AVATAR IROH

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#iroh was proof that the avatar might be able to BEND all the elements but, any bender can use the techniques of the other elements to support and further their own native element, because all of nature is connected, the avatar is the truest form of that connection but the failure was in believing that, the existence of the avatar meant the other elements were considered harmonious but disparate(x)

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^^^bingo

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