lauren

i am lauren just another libra loser who fell in love with a meme & an emo plant. (✿◠‿◠) online: var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5029815"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "http://s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=homie&e2=homies&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.body.appendChild(fhs);document.write("");

[bellahadidsnosejob]

[ottermatopoeia]

things she did twice: THAT

[colourofoctober]

Dog: literally just moves its paw 

Me: 

[bbkeaterpan-deactivated20150601]

I hope you all go to a concert and your fav looks straight into your eyes and smiles

[oblomovite-deactivated20160709]

me: ok im gonna sit down and read this book with no distractions

me two minutes later:

[mjalti]

keeping ur mouth shut is like contouring for ur personality oftentimes!!!! staying in ur own business is a great highlight

[memedocumentation]

The memes of 2015

(N.B. The months below offer only a loose means to put the memes in rough chronological order. Some memes may have started earlier, but Meme Documentation just aims to give a rough outline as to when the memes became popular.)

January

Neon Genesis Evangelion meme

the first meme of 2015 meme

airbrushed Adam Sandler meme

communismkills silence meme

Shakira’s hips meme

politically correct comic meme

Bond cast meme

George Glass meme

Civil War meme

George Glass/Civil War meme crossover

not all men meme

Rickroll revival meme

clickbait meme

Tumblr glitch meme

February

jet fuel can’t melt steel beams

Super Bowl shark meme

Richard Dawkins shirt meme

Iggy Azalea hair meme

jaded teenage girl meme

Fifty Shades memes

if you’re reading this it’s too late meme

inappropriate audition songs meme

Dick Cheney made money off the Iraq War

hoe don’t do it meme

dress meme

Uptown Funk meme

March

I’m pussy? meme

emoji text meme

*looks at smudged writing on hand* meme

feudal lord and handmaiden meme

these are their stories meme

Natalia Kills meme

Buzzfeed meme

Iggy rapping meme

sausage movement meme

April

Tumblr ExecutiveSuite 2016 meme

the discourse meme

chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless.

regional Gothic meme

😊 [smiling face with smiling eyes emoji] meme

This Generation meme

You are mean to me you insult me and you dont appreciate anything that i

rare Pepe meme

Hi, welcome to Chili’s meme

bitch where? meme

fight meme

uncomfort zone meme

sneme

let’s McFreakin’ lose it meme

Paul Blart meme

which element will YOU CHOOSE? meme

gal pal meme

speech bubble meme

May

advertisement frame meme

down with cis meme

dialect tag meme

lad culture meme

Post It Forward meme

fizzy lifting drinks meme

queer meme

knife sharpening truck meme

Charlie Charlie challenge

effective. Power meme

af gifset meme

Full House meme

Beyoncé always on beat meme

Sonic for Real Justice

bread meme

you’re a kid you’re a squid

good shit meme

June

as a lesbian… supporter meme

kinkshaming meme

just do it meme

coleslaw meme

quesadilla meme

tumblypoo meme

Unravel meme

I hate people who dress like this… we get it you smoke weed

do not ever arrange to meet someone irl who is from X meme

Prattkeeping

David Karp’s left sock meme

Facebook mom minion meme culture

I hate kids with funny accents shirt meme

iPhone restart meme

Dan Nicky your Bobbie s

marriage equality meme

Rihanna wink meme

what are THOSE? meme

0 divided by 0 meme

I’m the X meme

July

International Man of Food

I didn’t get no sleep ‘cause of y’all

Zoobe meme

astrology photo labeling meme

breadstick meme

Gadsden flag meme

I’m always a slut for Doritos meme

no notes meme

blockquote meme

gun meme

young man meme

okay… that sounds fake but okay

you’ve heard of X, now get ready for Y meme

quizzes be like meme

cause you be on that phone meme

August

John Cena meme

Top Cat meme

SpongeBob discourse meme

Meme Documentation meme

Shirley Temple infomercial meme

quit telling everyone I’m dead meme

Straight Outta X meme

Berenstain/Berenstein meme

finding X in a crowd meme

X and chill meme

X of color meme

Old Face Magenta 1994

psychic meme

leg crossing meme

interrogation meme

Miley, what’s good? meme

wow the stars are beautiful meme

*takes a deep breath* I lo- meme

concept meme

September

you gotta meme

why you always lyin’ meme

Pokémon GO meme

Taylor Swift copyright meme

SpongeBob lyrics meme

don’t get the ham meme

John Lennon the absolute madman meme

October

urinal meme

here in my garage meme

Poot Lovato meme

I know he ate a cheese meme

Inside Out meme

Hotline Bling meme

wallet on the ground with $1000 meme

November

Tubbs the Cat meme

December

2015 in a nutshell meme

Star Wars opening crawl

stealing human bones meme

Harold, they’re lesbians meme

Hobo and Glunkus meme

Goody Proctor meme

traitor stormtrooper meme

if a dog wore pants meme

iii meme

[weloveshortvideos]

[beefchoy]

normal things with creepy connotations:

stopped clocks

people accidentally speaking in unison

cold wind at night (when it’s not snowing)

seeing a light go off in a window

static in the air - everyone’s hair is standing up

slow piano music in a place that’s otherwise silent

finding something you lost a long time ago sitting in plain sight

[baladevii]

If the plan ain’t working, change the plan, not the goal.

[bradleyy]

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

[talesofsymphoniac]

So this was fun and actually pretty accurate? I got “Casually feminine”

[kitty-phan]

the fuck you think you can only be masculine and feminine what if i want to be more cacti than masculine this test won't do shit then

[yaboydeactivating-deactivated20]

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

[another-nonsense-deactivated201]

We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

[lasombritas]

oh

[impulsemuppet]

I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

[fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat-de]

What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.

[kitty-phan]

fahrenheit for fucking made it on the moon celcius for can’t fucking make it on the moon

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

me as a therapist

patient: i dont feel well

me: okay well i have it worse also didnt ask

[gothstrology]

Liking someone is so tiring like great now I gotta look at YOUR horoscope too

[sofuckingblue]

tell yourself you’re hot. tell yourself you’re amazing. tell yourself you’re untouchably, radiantly attractive. do it every day, even if it feels like you’re lying to yourself. insist to the mirror that you’re the cutest thing its ever reflected. if you do it enough eventually it wont feel like lying anymore, it’ll be automatic, and you’ll recognize yourself as the incredible babe you really are.

[archaeologicals-deactivated2016]

fun facts!

leonardo da vinci was a year younger than christopher columbus.

stalin, freud, Ttto, trotsky and hitler walk into a bar……no really, it’s possible since they all lived in vienna in 1913.

aristotle tutored alexander the great.

abraham lincoln was twelve when napoleon bonaparte died.

an unusually well-traveled person in 5th century BC could have conceivably met confucius, lao tze, the buddha and socrates over the course of a seventy year life.

pharaohs and mammoths existed at the same time.

pocahontas and william shakespeare died, in the same country, less than a year apart from each other. 

oxford university is older than the aztec empire.

[c0l0rs23]