smol bean

@kittycatsgocawcaw

"we're young. we're supposed to drink too much, we're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out. we are desgined to party. this is it. yeah so a few of us will overdose or go mental but Charles Darwin said 'you can't make an omlette without breaking a few eggs' and that's what it's all about. breaking eggs. and by eggs i do mean get wankered on a cocktail of class a's. if you could just see yourselves, it breaks my heart... we had it all. we fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. we were so beautiful." misfits (2009-2013)

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The world @ America.

polyglotfrog

I thought I’d lost this forever. I will forever reblog.

micdotcom

http://weareheremovement.com

gael-garcia

leonerdodicraprio

unfugbilder

buddhabrand

look at this fat bastard

unclefather

don’t comment on their weight

weloveshortvideos

Duck

hinaxnaru

— Naruto Uzumaki to Hinata Hyuuga (▰˘◡˘▰)

captcrieff

brehaaorgana

im laughing so hard omfg it’s like walking down the unflavored oatmeal aisle

eeegdfhfghgfdg-deactivated20180

I CAN T TELL WHO IS WHO LMAO

memegod

wtfyouneed

I’m done

jcoleknowsbest

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pepsiprincesa

me

loveserum-deactivated20191021

Maybe it’s because you tasted like love Maybe under the taste of tobacco and Budweiser I could taste love in you And I swear it tasted like honey Like purified lust Maybe it’s because we looked like love Always with your hand on my thigh Always with your arm on my shoulders Walking down the street holding hands almost like that’s what we were supposed to be Or maybe you tasted like love Because you were willing to try Maybe you held my hand because you wanted to stay close like magnets like Bonne and Clyde Like you and me Maybe I tasted love in you because that’s what you could’ve been You tasted like love but you turned me into a crime scene Cause love only tastes good with a little pain and I’ve never been too good with stitches but you learn these things in heartbreak

“Almost” is an ugly word but it’s still exactly what we were (via veincold)

sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

lizawithazed

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

blushbqby

are you a sun or a moon person? a mermaid or fairy person? a roller coaster or merry go round person?

coconutmilk83

Meryl Streep, dressed as Donald Trump, backstage at the 2016 Public Theater Gala at Delacorte Theater on June 6, 2016 in New York City (source 1, source 2)