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High school me would think current me is so cool laying in bed cuddling with the cutest pup, smoking weed without wanting to die, listening to BVB, and reading gay fanfic on ao3.

#also I'm almost 30 #wow who would have thought #not high school me lol #also in therapy and on meds i like #also figured out my gender shit #also sh free 6 years

cryptid-corpse

Reblog if you're bisexual and sleepy

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

alright here's today's controversial post. a good amount of you on here will be like "english was my favorite subject 😍😍😍" and then reblog posts like "here is why sex scenes CAN'T have symbolism" and "stop consuming media with toxic characters" like okay so what were you doing in your english classes then. cause it apparently wasn't learning or analyzing. i'm pretty sure it was doodling pictures of eyes.

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

to the "op i'm actually NOT a native english speaker, so my 'english classes' didn't have literary analysis" people in the notes

secretgarden

obichan

infectiouspiss

can you guys stop slamming back there i’m trying to parallel park this dragula and it’s tricky

greelin

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

meilintheempressofdreams

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

symbolblue

uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

greetings-inferiors

Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

the-mad-prince-of-denmark

thecheatinghomunculus

from today's entry:

thealogie

I feel like the posting levels are not where they should be for a Dick Cheney death. Never felt more like a millennial. There was a time people would be dancing in the streets at this news

gayrat-deactivated19690420

cognitohazardous

not to be a downer but he died naturally at 84 with his pockets overflowing from a successful lifelong political career in destroying SWANA for oil. he has more than 4.5 million deaths to his name (and counting)

by now i think theres just no catharsis in waiting for despotic politicians to die of old age after having enjoyed a lifetime of blood money.

machine-saint

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

madnessofmen

wait it gets better

softwaring

draconym

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.