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[kittyjeans456]

Yo I’m changing it up

Yeah my main is gonna be @certainunknownwombat from now on so follow that is you wanna. Not gonna force yah. So yeah. 👍

[florideae]

trick or treat except i’m the treat. hello vampires come bite this neck

[kadywicker]

everyone on tumblr: going nuts over some new podcast/show/whatever, talking abt it constantly, making a bunch of posts abt how all mutuals turn into an x blog, etc etc

me, hyperfixating on jack shit no one cares about:

[quarkcore]

i was looking for stuff about shatners relationship with the rest of the star trek cast and like

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[convenient-plot-device]

Ah yes, the literary genres

Shatner vs. Nature

Shatner vs. Man

Shatner vs. Himself

[anxietyproblem]

[hornraven]

Yes, I was the only one in a costume, and yes, it was awkward, but I had to rep cryptid goths in my very conservative, corporate workplace

[direhuman]

[berlynn-wohl]

defeatist alignments

[quinintheclouds]

Person with ADHD: Oh shoot I can’t find the Thing

Person without ADHD: Why don’t you try retracing your steps? :)

Person with ADHD: Okay, I’ll give it a try… 

Step 1: The Thing was in my hand. 

Step 2: It is now very much Not in my hand.

Conclusion: The Thing is inexplicably gone from existence.

[sapphicseance]

mom said it's my turn to hand out the ominous and vague warnings

[solarsyrup]

that wasn’t mom

[lavender-lily]

they JUST SAID it was their turn

[clementartz]

six months…

[degenerate-perturbation]

yeah I’m a nonpracticing woman. I was raised female but I don’t really believe anymore yknow?

[tailornorata]

I’m culturally female. I don’t really believe in one true gender, but I do participate in some of the rituals I was raised in, when I feel like it. And I enjoy participating in the traditions of other genders too sometimes.

[xeduo]

I’m only female on Christmas and Easter, for my parents.

[azogthenailfiler]

NPC’s Do Not Deserve The Same Hairstyle As Me 

[azhuresunsoar]

Followup:

NPC’s Do Not Deserve BETTER Hairstyles Than Me

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

I hate cooking I hate chopping things I hate stirring things I hate hate hate cleaning up dishes I just want to eat berries straight off a bush like a bear

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[marisatomay]

conservatives love to threaten us with a good time let’s goooooooooooooooooooo !!!!

[skaiawards]

[laughingsquid]

Spinning a Vinyl Record So Fast That It Shatters

[thestonecuttersguild]

That was record breaking speed.

[giantsequoias-deactivated202204]

having undiagnosed adhd was fucking hilarious i’d be like “hey you know that feeling when you get into something so hard you can’t think about literally anything else and it consumes all your higher brain functions to the point where it’s almost viscerally frustrating and your life has begun to center around this one topic or piece of media and it’s also the only way you can experience joy most of the time and all your emotions are tied up in it to some degree and now it’s part of your identity until suddenly it’s not and you feel horrible and alone and understimulated and it’s kind of the worst but that’s just showbiz ain’t it” and everybody would be like what the fuck? NO?????? and i would just be like. Huh! Wacky! and keep on livin ig