dr sexy

stop peaking at my diary omg

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[kosmogrl]

[kittyk1llerzz]

One day I will build my bookshelf :)

[crescentalice]

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

[angelnumber27]

Anyways.. I’m gonna start slamming myself into walls for fun

[maja-paja]

[blasesaint]

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[real-language-facts]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

[infertilityidol]

[i-ate-the-sun13]

but what if i'm lying about everything ever

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[kittyk1llerzz]

Need more bluegrass appalachian music, need more songs with banjos washboards spoons fiddles and harmonicas

[dinomoder]

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

[gay-mooshrooms]

[dogpuppy]

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[iicor]

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard