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I wonder how long it took Kaworu to properly human. Like the first few loops he probably tried to approach Shinji like an angel. Like did he ask to touch A.T Fields, try to show Shinji his angel form, or just stare expecting Shinji to read his mind?

Like show me the failure of flirting early on. That boy barely has it by original Evangelion to flirt with Shinji.

kittystar39

please i need more boyfailure kaworu

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Insomnia implies the existence of an outsomnia where you have a hard time staying awake

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Isn't that called necrophilla?

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no

necrophilia is

something else entirely

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

You sure?

tabris-the-seventeenth-angel

yes

necrophilia is being sexually attracted to dead bodies

you're looking for narcolepsy

#cackling

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It’s funny to think that scalpers believe that they deserve to live.

kittystar39

of course. trading cards weren't enough. those vermin are going after the FREAKING POP-TARTS.

#death to scalpers

the more i look at myself the more i realize i'm a freaking shinnie. i don't want to be like this. i don't want to be depressed. i want to like myself. i just don't know how. what do i even have going for me? i'm 23 and have basically zero ambitions for my future. i don't even know what i like doing. i just do what people tell me to do because i don't want them getting mad at me or hating me. i've spent so long trying to please everyone else, i think i've forgotten who i am.

#shinji ikari #shinnie #shinji kin #does kin mean i relate to a character #or that i think i literally am that character #i don't think i'm literally shinji #but i relate to him way too much

itzpristelle

Has someone done this yet

scallywiggles

XDDDDDDD

@generalanachorcollective @your-local-bunni @sillylogicalclover @countingthestarsthings

Do yall understand this

generalanachorcollective

nowhy does he have a lightsabor

scallywiggles

That's a flashlight

generalanachorcollective

oh

Uhhhhhhhhh

#i'm dying

itzpristelle

Has someone done this yet

kittystar39

remembering the time i found out gigantor was an old mecha anime and being so confused because i thought that was just jed's nickname for larry

#does this mean jedediah knows classic mecha anime?#how does the cowboy know anime?#help now i'm imagining jedtavius reacts to evangelion #bc mecha #how would they react to kawoshin?#“they just like us fr”#i need to sleep

butterflyinthewell

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

kittystar39

hehehehehe

seerofmike

too lazy to retype this but . insane interaction w coworker last night

seerofmike

tell me you have never worked in customer service without telling me you've never worked in customer service

kittystar39

this just in: having a filter is the same as being a psychopath

bootlegging-tiktok

kittystar39

staring respectfully

#tiktok #pokemon #n harmonia #pokemon black and white #cosplay

motherblackcap

I heard it was that time of year again.

kittystar39

my first yaoi

#night at the museum #jedtavius

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tearlessrain

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

tearlessrain

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

kittystar39

this reminds me of those books of silly poems for kids i used to read

#by silly i mean whimsical #i love it

satan-offical

Guys I'm starting s6 of MHA tomorrow, why do people keep referring to this 'dark deku arc'? what's gonna happen...?

satan-offical

Wouldn't it be funny if the imposter of mha is like the french gay guy or lemillion

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Oh god don't tell me it's lemillion

kittystar39

NO ONE TELL HER

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pret-boy

"Would you still love me if I-" I would still love you if we reincarnated a million times and you killed me in each and every one of them. And I would be grateful that your face is the last thing I get to see before I die in every lifetime. Next.

#kaworu tag #< agreed #this is unbelievably kaworu