And everytime I look at you

I see a masterpiece 𓆝𓆟𓆞

[madscientistreaction]

but first let me take a selfie

[pokemonarchive]

Castelia City: Day (November, 2011) - Nintendo DREAM Magazine Illustrator: Sumiyoshi Kizuki Pokémon Black and White Artwork Selection

[azurele]

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

[homophobla]

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

[phoenix-theurge]

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

[starrstrvk]

ram is so done with him

[herpsandbirds]

[skinilivein]

[skinilivein]

[2886beaconstreet]

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet

[spinchs-field]

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

[spinchs-field]

what the fuck happens in Magic the Gathering dawg

[northirish]

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

[transmechanicus]

o yeah babey

[evilselfishfool]

this is why they shouldn’t have banned normal porn

[transmechanicus]

no amount of cishets going to plapsburg could ever distract me from the cold certainty of steel

[hexbugswallower]

I really enjoy the embryonic-stage xkcd comics from before randall munroe knew how to make them funny

[factorypomelo]

yeah sure why not

[nightowlqueen]

jumping on the bandwagon before Vine’s untimely death

[valtsv]

executed for the crime of asking me stupid shit in this hot ass weather

[byjove]

heist movie but one character has a freshwater aquarium at home and is stressing about his tank and his fish and how much they need a water change the entire film. he keeps trying to show everyone pictures of his 100 gallon bichir tank, no one gives a fuck.

[loudestcloud]

And in the middle of important fights, we get shots of the tank just bc or tense moments tank guy closes his eyes and thinks of the fish and instead of calming him down it makes him worse bc THEY NEED A FUCKING CLEAN!!

[gallusrostromegalus]

See the thing is. I don't know any fishkeeper that is at the "100 gallon Bichir tank" level who would NOT do the water change, clean the filer sponges, set up and test the automatic feeder AND leave detailed instructions for the housesitter BEFORE THE HEIST. NOBODY WITH AN ADULT BICHIR IS FAILING TO DO TANK MAINTENANCE BEFORE A PLANNED EVENT.

Trying to show off pictures of your tank and people being jerks about it is 1000% accurate tho. Especially for Bichir keepers.

[wnwnmemo]