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kise server lei banaya si kaafi der pehla, teh vala sohna laga ehsli ethe vi post kardenaa,,,

#small artist #digital art #ocs #roblox #oc art #art commisions #commisions open #my persona #purple #intro post

jime tash wale design jeh hunde aa,,,,mataan teh ayesha lei banavaan nah? fir apna bag teh lamka dini,,,XD

#ek class da bhai nu bahuti nafrat aunda mera bag teh jacket teh caprde toh #sooo aha dekhke oh hor rusuga #rabbha jehnu jehnu mainu dekhe gussa aunda ohnu tattiyaan lagjave!!!#koi goliyaan yah jugaad nah kam kare

yawrrrr ji karda ehna da kush sketch banavaan,,,,,

#billi wali coupon vi millia koi der pehla #vadiya gal aa veh meh dehta milo nu XDD #yaari changi banndi

homunculus-argument

Okay just in case there's people on tumblr who were too little in 2016 to actually remember it yourself, I cannot stress enough that the clown sightings were a thing. That's not a bit that people just made up like pretending that people in camo are invisible. This is a real tweet from the time:

#got confused cuz wdym people too young #then remembered I have siblings #that exist #and were Very Young at the time #turns out they all had ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING CLUE #ABOUT THE 2016 CLOWN SHIT #they still don't believe me lmfao #had 2 show em the wikipedia page and old news articles from the time #they still think it's unreal #sobbing rn you poor innocent souls

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what if I made an insta acc 4 milo but it's just me cosplaying him n posting shitty selfies taken w a 2015 vivo y51

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would it ruin the immersion ??if his hair's solid black? I don't wanna bleach my hair >~<

#operators roblox #operators demo

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ONCE I"M DONE W THIS SEMESTER I"M MAKING A SPACEHEY 4 MILO. HE"D CONVINCE AGATE 2 MAKE ONE TOO I MIGHT MAKE ONE CHARACTERISTIC OF HER TOO

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JUST A FEW DAYS LEFT !!!!!!!!!

#entry point #operators demo

what if I made an insta acc 4 milo but it's just me cosplaying him n posting shitty selfies taken w a 2015 vivo y51

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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

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Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

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i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

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#flashback 2 watching my cousin shove a debit card up a card reader's slit(?) hard enough 2 nearly tip the whole damn kiosk screen/setup over #other cousin and I standing a foot away wondering if we're intruding on smth or #anyway the food was peak

chescak,

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sportval akitoya magazine🧡💙

headcanon that zircon was a father but eventually lost his child somehow (idk man shitty healthcare or smth) while they were hella young

#operators demo #operators roblox #this kinda goes nicely w my headcanoned dynamic of zircon and milo having a familial dynamic #local 50something man sees teenager at his work #has flashbacks of 30 years ago and prompty decides 2 be a father figure #completely unasked #milo would prolly find zirc's attention overwhelming n snap at him but that just makes the dynamic better trust me

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self-awareness check, list five things you like that aren't media pieces in the tags now ‼️

#FDFIHS???FISHES??#lowneuinely enter a flow state when driving across towns too idk #corvids #esp crows hello #PURPLE???#gol gappe.....#and kaju katli #and manchurian #and reeses cups #KITTIES #shinyass jewelry....heh #the main pen I use which I found at walmart n the barrel's like a gradient from purple 2 teal #also gel pens in general luv dat shi #the >///< emoticon but I'm never sure when's the right situation 2 use it tbh #EYELINER #and glitter #this purple fish bait I found at bass pro which I plan on using as an ornament 4 myself somehow #COLD MILK YAYYYY #raisins but only on their own not mixed into anything else #when people online he/him me (haven't socially transitioned at all irl yet due 2 circumstances)#WHEN MY FAV TEACHER WAVES AT ME IN THE HALL LIKE HIHELLO I STILL WEAR THEBRACELET YOUR DAUGHTER MADE ME DOES SHE LIKE THE ONE I MADEHER :3

oreramar

Every time I'm forced by circumstance to hand-sew something, I remember a fairytale I once read. There are lead-up shenanigans as the humble protagonist helps small animals and meets the princess and all that, but in the climax, the princess rigs a contest for her hand by setting her own task: sew her a dress in a single night.

The noble suitors, who have never sewn a thing in their lives, sabotage themselves by their own ambitions: they choose difficult fabrics to work with and cut huge, elaborate patterns and select gems and pearls and beads to sew onto it, and snip such long bits of thread that they lose time detangling their stitches, and ultimately resort to pinning bits together as they run out of time, so that their offerings initially look beautiful and flashy, but when the princess tries them on they stick her with pin ends and fall apart as she moves.

The humble protagonist uses a very simple pattern without embellishments and sews using short lengths of thread (snipped off and threaded for him by little birds of course) which don't tangle and therefore save time. His dress is plain by contrast, but holds together and the princess is able to move freely in it, and so he wins the contest and her hand.

I particularly think about the bit about threading the needle with shorter lengths of thread, needing to tie off more often but avoiding tangles and thereby saving time.

I then ignore that piece of wisdom passed down through who knows how many years and proceed to cut the longest damn length of thread I can manage because I hate tying off beginning or ending knots and I will not subject myself to more of that even if it does mean more tangles along the way.

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Interaction witnessed at post office today:

Elderly lady mail clerk and young customer are chatting. Customer says, "oh! I'm wearing my boss's coat right now, give me something weird to put in the pocket!" Others within earshot all start looking for something because, hey, important quest. Mail clerk finally reaches under counter, pulls out a large roll of labels, and tears one off.

Twas this