We Big Chillin

"Rock me, Bro" ♈️Aries🔥

[hipsternumbertwo]

Try Not To Laugh Challenge #186 ft. jacksepticeye

[therealjacksepticeye]

COFFEE

[arts-autistic-socks]

Tamtey: Heeey, could I ask a small favor?

So'lek: I've literally killed for you, but go on.

[kittyzthemenace]

Mango the Menace.

This is my son. Four months old and causing mayhem everywhere he goes.

He's getting fixed and his shots next week on. Wednesday. And a couple tooth extractions. His baby kanines are stuck next to his adult teeth. So he's gonna be hurting from both ends. This boy is going to be one spoiled man through his recovery.

[kittyzthemenace]

Just one of those days where I want to stretch in a nice patch of sun and take a nap.

[rederiswrites]

Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name.

[rederiswrites]

"Why does it say--" *squints at the screen* "....aziraphale's flaming cock??"

"Oh no uh, ignore that."

[aziraphales-flaming-cock]

[hustlerose]

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

[hustlerose]

easy website

[cryptid-on-a-string]

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

[loveuniseposts-deactivated20230]

Most Iconic Buzzfeed Unsolved Quote

The glory hole was a site of great tragedy

I did meet some of the most insufferable people but… they also met me.

“I always saw him as a funny little man” “He’s a fucking criminal, Ryan.”

ROCK AND ROLL BUCKAROO

“There’s other science we don’t know about”

“Hey there demons, it’s me… ya boy.”

Other/choose your own

“I am the phantom of the skyyyyy”

The whole Goatman monologue, you most definitely know the one

Spaghetti… apple tater

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

[megnolia-harrison]

Honorable mention

[becomingsoup]

how do you eat cereal?

pour milk in bowl first (correct)

pour cereal in bowl first (incorrect)

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

[kaloetsubaki]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[daughterofsarenrae]

use the random color generator at the bottom to pick your result!!

red

orange

yellow

green

blue

purple

pink

brown

grey

black or white

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

Use this generator!

please reblog so we can get a bigger sample size!

[naamahdarling]

Okay but this is really cool, because it really shows how few true purples are possible to display on a digital screen vs colors we can see with our eyes in the natural world. You'd expect to see about even numbers across the first 6 or 7 options but there's this drop at purple. Seriously, try it and look at the results, it was surprising.

[kittyzthemenace]

The results are shocking! I love the generator and how it shows what people can see or a probability of the most seen colors.

[kittyzthemenace]

I’ll only say this once:

Gomez skin for Junkrat and Morticia skin for JunkerQueen

Have you seen the way Junkrat talks about JunkerQueen? His voice lines? In the animation for Junker Queen?

[mleprae]

can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical

[kittyzthemenace]

BNHA RANDOM HEAD CANON

Big Thought I had today. It’s a bit of a funny story that leads to now a running head cannon in my head.

I was talking with my boyfriend earlier and the meme ‘someone is putting chemicals in the water to turn the freakin frogs gay’ came up. Randomly after that we moved into a conversation in which I was explaining that it’s possible for frogs to be both gay and not. Or pretty much bi.

My boyfriend was hella confused until a random fact popped into my mind: Frogs can change their gender!

I blurt out that fact and he’s even more confused until I frantically search it up just to be sure if I was thinking of the right reptile/amphibian. And sure enough, I was right!

This suddenly lies to a realization! The brightest thought that pops into my mind! Class 1-A UA Student Tsuyu Ausui. Also known as Froppy if y’all know her more by her hero name.

So far, our favorite frog girl has portrayed the closest resemblance to a frog. Long tongue, jumping, spitting out stomach, camouflage and even hibernating when it gets too cold. So there is this little bit of a chance that Tsu can change her gender like a frog. Well she is a frog but I’m sure you get what I mean already.

Btw this is just a head canon! The fact that frogs can change gender is 100% true but as for Tsu being able to do that, no one will ever really know.

Honestly I was really excited about sharing this and I hope y’all have some good for your head canon thoughts!

[itsaudreynotaubrey]

This will never NOT be funny

[tigersquash99]

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

[tropic-mews]

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

[chaoartwork]

Passenger: CAPTAIIIIN!!!

Captain: y-yeah?

Passenger: LOOOOOOOK!

(FULL BLAST PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN MUSIC)

[zenkovva]

my fav.

[lightheartedsuggestion]

This is your sign to ask for help.

This is your sign to tell someone how you really feel, how bad it’s really been. This is your sign to have that difficult conversation. I know you’re scared but you don’t have to do this alone.

You are not a burden.

[chickpeamcb]

more dots

[lmaonade]

just stole a tesla lol 

[lmaonade]

yo this things got undertale on it 

[lmaonade]