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I just remembered this account existed lmao. If any of our old (or new) pals are online and want to chat, give me a shout! I’m in my feels bc twitter locked me out of my account that michael follows and I don’t think I can get it back. Anyway thanks to anyone who sent us love in the past year. I just saw it and it made me smile. all the love xxx

megan

omg i love your werewolf series of luke!! do you think you might get round to doing others like Ash? x

honestly, probably not... I’m terrible at writing anyone but Luke, and I still have a lot of other supernatural-ish au’s planned for Luke that I would write first.

-megan

Kiwi-cake 2019 changes (from liz)

through basically the first year of this account, I’ve kept my participation on this account to writing things. I read through PLENTY of stuff myself, but I have kept my “consuming” of content to my personal blog.

However, I love the idea of writers supporting other writers, so, as a belated new years resolution, I’m going to doing a lot more interaction with other writers on this account. I wanted to kick this off by shouting out some of my favourite writers I’ve been following from my personal, I highly recommend checking them out, especially as it takes Megan and I roughly 2 years to post things.

@colaharry , @lovhood (no joke check this page on the daily), @softforcal , @sweetcherrylu , @bfcalum , @morningfears , @pretty-hazza

I honestly hold an undying obsession for these blogs and I cannot preach their wonder enough.

ps, I’m changing our masterlist’s layout a bit, so be on the lookout for that!!

-liz

#5sos #calum hood #michael clifford #ashton irwin #luke hemmings #5sos smut #5sos writing

Spoiled

Asks are FULL of requests for more spolied and I’m loving you guys for it! I’m not gonna go through and answer them all to avoid spamming TLs but know that I read them all (more than once tbh they make me happy) and I am working to write part 9 in spite of lack of notes.

Wanna show part 8 some love? click here

-liz

(01-21-19)

#5sos #calum hood #sugar daddy!5sos #5sos smut #calum hood smut

I’m actually loving the direction spoiled is going in!! I’m really excited and I think it makes it unique to other sugar daddy type fan fictions!! I’m so excited for the next part and can’t wait to find out what happens!! ❤️

Thank You! I’ve been trying to include copious smut but I also have a plot line in there that I’d really like to move through with.

liz

is Spoiled still being continued?? just wondering cuz it’s such a great read! good work

Spoiled is honestly like my baby and I would loooove to continue it, but notes for the story have dropped from 500+ to 40, so I can’t help but feel like I’m doing something wrong with it.

liz

don’t feel insecure about your works if you like the idea and you’re feeling it then go with it as long as your proud of what you’re doing and it gives you a positive continue to do it because i’m sure others enjoy it just as much even if they don’t say anything :)

thanks, you’re probably right :( It’s just kind of disappointing because most fanfic writers aren’t writing just to write, we really want to engage with other fans about the concept. Like I personally write things that I’m really excited about and interested in, and I want to talk to my fellow stans about.

-megan

kiwi-cake

Calum & Orgasm Denial

What… have I done

masterlist

Ok, but can you imagine the first Calum thinks to deny you of your release??? You guys would be a round or two in, and Calum always knew he his girl was a little brat, but tonight, you’ve taken it to another level, granted maybe you’d taken it a little bit too far. He would absolutely be at his wit’s end. When you first got a little too bratty for his liking and he had pulled you over his lap and spanked you, and normally that would be enough, but tonight you kept on pushing. Maybe the inside of your thighs had even turned a little pink from a handful of harsh warning slaps, but you just wouldn’t listen. You wanted to see what he’d do.

It was when you were whining and squirming out of the restraints that held you to the headboard when he’d finally lose it. “That’s it.” he’d grumble, pulling the silk ties all the way off, he’d move to the top of the bed, one hand grabbing a fistful of hair, the other hand holding up his member. “Not gonna let you fucking come.” He’d growl as he guided your open waiting mouth towards his length. Honestly, you probably wouldn’t even really register what he had said, too occupied by how he was slamming himself down your throat.

He wouldn’t waste much time in fucking your face pretty hard. A few tears would trickle down your face, and you couldn’t help the bit of drool running down your chin as you tried to take him in. He wasn’t praising you like normal, so you began to get the impression he really was a little unhappy with you. So you hollowed your cheeks and made a fist doing your best not to gag and breathe through your nose. You still thought you had things under control at this point, if you sucked him off well enough, you’d win him over again, and all his attention would be on you again.

But in the moment his attention would not be on you, he would be entirely focused on ramming into your pretty little face, and taking what he wanted from you. Your throat would burn and you were practically proper crying but as his thrusts would begin to falter you’d realise he’s close and then you had to up your ante. You’d move your hands to try and clutch him and bob your head as best you could. You’d probably be going so hard you could feel him nearly halfway down your throat.

When you finally got him there you would look up and see the full glory of him in his high. His head drawn back, mouth wide open, eyes closed, groaning softly. Sweat would probably be glistening on his forehead, and he would be gorgeous. As he was coming down again you’d pull off of him and feel pretty fucking proud of yourself. You knew you’d done a good job and you would be pretty impatient for your payback.

Which is why it would be such a surprise when he’d roll off of you and reach around for his sweatpants. And you would just think surely this wasn’t over? but then he’d go for the light and lay down next to you, carelessly tossing an arm over you. And you’d sit there for a moment because this had never happened before and you wouldn’t really be sure what to do. He always made you cum?

So you’d lie still a moment longer, before sitting up slightly and poking his shoulder, he’d only squint at you and mutter a hmm? or some shit, and you’d say something like, “Cal I didn’t cum?” And he’d just be a lil smartass and say, “yes you did, twice.” but that was at the beginning and he can’t just work you up like that and then quit???

And you’d probably get super upset and say that’s not what you had meant and he’d say, “I know you didn’t pretty girl.” But he still wouldn’t make any effort to move and you’d get huffy and say, “Fine, I’ll just take care of it myself.” knowing damn well that he wasn’t going to let it happen. And sure enough, before your hand could even reach your heat he’d snatch because I think the fuck not. And now he’s up again and he’d just hover over you smirking at your suffering.

“But daddddy, I’m still all wet, I need another go.” You’d pout.

“I know you do, but you were such a little brat I’ve gotta punish you.” and he’d probably tease you and run kisses up your neck even though he won’t be giving you what you want. And you’d just beg and whine out I’m sorrys and promise to be such a good girl for him but he wouldn’t be having it and he’d just warn you to be still and he’d say something like, “Daddy’s still deciding how long you’ve gotta wait, so I’d start squirming and obey if I were you.”

And trying to go to sleep when you’re still so horny was probably hell but the worst is yet to come, because you’d probably wake up feeling all sorry for yourself and you’d think that now he’s gonna give in because you’ve learned your lesson and if you thought that then you would be wrong. He’d probably keep it up for a little less than a week, 4 or 5 days maybe and it would be such torture for you because if there’s anything on this earth I’m sure of, it’s that Calum Hood is a tease and he would love to just watch you suffer.

You would beg and beg but that wouldn’t get you anywhere and he’d stroll around the shirtless, and you can rest assured he would still get what he needs. Maybe one night he’s feeling especially mean, and he would make you watch him as he laid in bed jerking himself off. And you would beeeeeeg him for a turn but he would be relentless. And you’d try to touch yourself a few times, even if it wasn’t as good as him because you were just so desperate, but he’d catch you every time and eventually you’d give up. Because all he would ever do is give you a few sharp stinging spanks or warn you that you’ll just have to wait longer if he catches you.

But it would all be ok because caN YOU IMAGINE WHAT SEX WOULD BE LIKE WHEN HE FINALLY GAVE IN TO YOU???? It would be something you had been anticipating for so long and feeling those massive fucking hands running over your body again would be like coming home. And he’d probably be so sweet and loving to you verbally telling you how you were such a good girl, and how he’s so lucky to have such a gorgeous little thing, and how he’s missed making you feel so good and he probably make you promise not to be a little brat (like that’ll last long) so that he doesn’t have to punish you. And he’d just slam into you all rough like you’ve been waiting for and you’d be so sensitive after all that time so when you let go you’d fucking leave earth, and he’d push you over the edge again and again to make up of all the waiting you’ve done and writing this is the worst and best thing I’ve done today holy shit it’s a good day to be a Calum girl folks

liz

When will the next part of spoiled come out? I love it

Working on it! Didn’t hear a lot on the last two parts though so I’m feeling a lil insecure about the direction it’s headed 😬

Iiz

Sugar Daddy!Calum is my obsession!! It is so good! Can’t wait to read more❤️

Thank you thank you & thank you ❤️

Liz

Calum & Orgasm Denial

What... have I done

masterlist

Ok, but can you imagine the first Calum thinks to deny you of your release??? You guys would be a round or two in, and Calum always knew he his girl was a little brat, but tonight, you’ve taken it to another level, granted maybe you’d taken it a little bit too far. He would absolutely be at his wit's end. When you first got a little too bratty for his liking and he had pulled you over his lap and spanked you, and normally that would be enough, but tonight you kept on pushing. Maybe the inside of your thighs had even turned a little pink from a handful of harsh warning slaps, but you just wouldn’t listen. You wanted to see what he’d do.