Kiwidacucumber

She/her Just a chaos goblin here to hang out i am the world's worst at remembering to use tags, you have been warned. pfp by @dayseagedoodles banner by @notasovietspyy

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

Edit: muted this post, simply bc im sick of the transphobes and homophobes in the comments, and they're pissing me off ❤️

[vicprobably]

Bannerfall is really just chess if you think about it. the Mages are the Bishops (several of them are clerics in the D&D oneshots, after all), Rogues are Rooks (both kingdoms built up their castles and walls to try try to counter the rogues' climbing abilities), and Knights are well... Knights. the King and Queen are the hardest parts to place, since the monarchs constantly changing. so for Red Kingdom, I went for Cherri as King, since she's already royalty, and Apo as her Queen. for Blue Kingdom, I went for Graecie as King, considering that she was the most targeted monarch in the series (with Sausage directly saying he was trying to take her out specifically), and Shan as her Queen.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

man sometimes i really want to get back into welding but then i remember that the guys from the first course i took won’t be there and change my mind

[miseria-fortes-viros]

comprehensive list of things that happened to me in my welding course with The Guys:

- was the only one to get an A the first grading period. had to stop them from putting me on their shoulders

- became the official classroom mascot on account of i was the only girl. this meant i was an integral stop on any and all workshop tours. was referred to as “Our Lady Helena” on these occasions

- almost set myself on fire once bc my prof stood behind me watching me try a skill he’d just demonstrated and he shouted very suddenly very loudly. restarted my heart and asked WTF WAS THAT FOR JOHN and he called me a “goddamn wonder”. i almost got third degree burned over a compliment

- mentioned offhand ONE TIME that swords were cool. also mentioned my birthday offhand ONE TIME. one of The Guys remembered both instances and also happened to find a sword in a dumpster so he gave it to me for my birthday

- came in fifth in an arm wrestling competition

- french braided my hair in class bc i didn’t have time to do it beforehand. ended up with an audience of like 5+ guys trying to figure out how tf i was doing it

- told The Guys my college friends call me barbie. Mistake. suddenly had all 12 of them calling me Barbarian

- had some down time and made a silly little sculpture with some scraps. The Guys were endlessly intrigued by this and demanded to see some of my art school stuff. had a small crowd around my phone cheering loudly every time i swiped to a new picture

- accidentally mentioned the cafe i worked at. Mistake. several days later all 12 of them came in to bother me

- offered someone a haircut. Mistake. had to retract the offer bc suddenly Everyone wanted a haircut and it would Not Be Fair if i only did one

[theslowesthnery]

ah yes my favourite trope

[quakerjoe]

[c3llomoth]

my bsf asked me to draw him

[solargeist]

what a Shit head

[p0lybl4nkk]

i never thought i would be doing this in the big 26 but right now i'm rereading old sbi superhero fics. they're still as good as i remember them being 5 years ago.

[solargeist]

sooo happy

[weaselknievel]

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

[great-tweets]

We just knew.

[awed-frog]

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

[yougetsomekisses]

[larkiethings]

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

[darthmelyanna]

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

[tigerses]

her!!!

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

Baby Miette!!!

[ottermatopoeia]

Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped

[devil-with-three-heads]

IT’S MIETTE!!!!

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[chelsamander]

[stranger-to-normal]

@7-11thuniverse

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[reinapepiada]

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

[beetle-bites]

"The first fledgling, the lost cause."

day 248 of thinking about jack von pyroscythe i bet day 249 will be different

[theyre-the-same-picture]