The Twelve Myths of Christmas
The first myth of Christmas my true love told to meā¦
The 'Christmas is pagan' meme was invented twice. Once by Naturalistic approaches to ancient religions in the 1800s (Invictus, sun cults); once by the Puritans in 1600s England (Saturnalia, Yule).
Mainstream scholars haven't taken Naturalism seriously since the 1920s. And no one should ever take Puritan propaganda at face value.
The second myth of Christmas my true love told to meā¦
Christmas was assigned to a traditional date for the solstice, for several spurious reasons, but pagan festivals weren't one of them.
The only reason to assume 'solstice' means 'pagan' is because Naturalism told you so. (Or the Puritans.)
The third myth of Christmas my true love told to meā¦
Christmas trees originated in Lutheran Germany in the 1500s. Their origins are firmly Christian. No one's ever traced a sensible historical link from any pagan sacred tree to 16th century Christmas trees.
The fourth myth of Christmas my true love told to meā¦
St Boniface didn't invent Christmas trees in 723. Willibald's story is simply that Boniface chopped down an oak sacred to Jupiter -- to destroy it.
There's no way to draw a link between that and Lutheran decorated trees 800 years later.
The fifth myth of Christmas my true love told to meā¦
This idea was invented by a 1902 book about Dutch customs, then popularised by a Wikipedia editor in 2010.
Odin's horse didn't fly, and Santa didn't have reindeer until the 1820s. The reindeer were invented in New York.
The sixth myth of Christmas my true love told to meā¦
Christmas isn't based on Yule.
Yule was a mediaeval Germanic name for the winter months. We see it in north Germanic sources from the 700s onwards; its earliest appearance is in a Christian calendar dating to the 500s.
Christmas had been a Mediterranean-wide festival for 300 years by that point.
The seventh myth of Christmas my true love told to meā¦
The 'Yule log' isn't pagan. It isn't even a Yule custom. One scholar, Ronald Hutton, puts its origins in 1800s England, but it's a bit older: Robert Herrick mentions it in the 1600s.
Herrick calls it a 'Christmas log'. Guess who renamed it a 'Yule log'? Answer: the Puritans.
The eighth myth of Christmas my true love told to meā¦
Christmas isn't based on a 25 December Sol Invictus festival.
The 25 December date is first reported by Hippolytus of Rome in the early 200s, and was celebrated all over the Roman empire. The Invictus festival (not 'Sol' Invictus) appears in only one document ever, dating to 354, and was specific to Rome.
The ninth myth of Christmas my true love told to meā¦
Christmas isn't based on Mithras, Horus, or the Ptolemaic Kikellia. Mithras and Horus didn't have birthdays. Kikellia was confined to a single location: Alexandria, Egypt (like Invictus in Rome). Christmas was pan-Mediterranean by the 200s.
The tenth myth of Christmas my true love told to meā¦
While we're at it, 'Xmas' isn't an attempt at secularisation. It's a Christian abbreviation.
The X stands for ΧĻιĻĻĻĻ ('Christ'). It comes from an abbreviation convention in ancient Christian manuscripts, called a nomen sacrum ('sacred name'), perhaps with some influence from the chi-rho monogram shown below (Ī§Ļ = ΧĻιĻĻĻĻ).
The eleventh myth of Christmas my true love told to meā¦
Christmas trees, wreaths, presents, cards, and flying reindeer are all modern developments. In England they caught on in the early 1800s. Most of them are Lutheran in origin ⦠that is to say, Protestant. The reindeer are an American innovation.
The ancient bits of Christmas are the bits in the nativity story. The ox and ass, the cave, the ⦠midwife? (None of these are in the Bible. But they are ancient!)
The twelfth myth of Christmas my true love told to meā¦
There isn't a nativity story in the Bible. There are two. And they're completely different. They have some motifs in common -- angels, dreams, Bethlehem -- but they incorporate them in different ways.
The idea of synthesising them into a single story is ancient, though. It was first done in a 2nd century text, the Protevangelium of James, which also introduced the cave and the midwife. (The ox and ass came later.)
History of the 'Christmas is pagan' meme in 19th-20th century scholarship: Roll 2000; Nothaft 2012
Assigning Christmas to 25 December: Nothaft 2011, Dating the Passion: the life of Jesus and the emergence of scientific chronography; Nothaft 2013; Gainsford 2021
The Christmas tree and St Boniface: McDaniel 2018
Santa and Odin: McDaniel 2019; Gainsford 2022
Yule: Tille 1899: 90-96; Koivulehto 2000; Landau 2006; Gainsford 2018; Gainsford 2021
Invictus and Sol: Hijmans 2003; Hijmans 2009
The nativity stories: Brown 1977, The birth of the Messiah; Gainsford 2020
Miscellaneous other ancient festivals and non-Christian divinities: Epiphanius, Panarion 51.22.3-13; McDaniel 2019; O'Neill 2020
Cave, virgin birth (as opposed to virgin conception), and midwife: Protevangelium of James
The ox and ass: Origen, 13th homily on Luke