kiwisschwester

The internet sucks me in sometimes.

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

I’m screaming??? So my cat knows I get upset when he steps on my paintings (not yelling or anything I think he just sees me spend hours trying to cover up what his paws do) in my “studio” which is a crammed small storage closet with painting all over the floor drying , so like I’m in there rn and I saw him try to get to point A to point b but it was impossible for him to jump over so like he realized the matte parts were dry and like he was stepping on the corners of the painting and every step he’d look at his paw to see if he fucked up and honestly it was the most thoughtful thing ever I don’t ever wanna hear anyone ever say that cats don’t care

[gaymerlvl-pharmercy]

I beg you, if this ever happens again, get a video

[thebestoftumbling]

Dog owner pretends to suddenly collapse while walking his dog and records the dog’s reaction.

[psyducked]

I thought this was going to be adorable but

[lunaoki]

i’m the dog

[meladoodle]

everything we look at is distorted by the fact that the speed of light is finite. when you see me irl, i’m about 5 to 6 nano seconds away from your eyes. which means, when you look at me, you are seeing what i looked like 5 to 6 nanoseconds ago. 5 to 6 nanoseconds in the past. i’ve changed since then. im cuter now. trust me. 

[lesbianblush-deactivated2018053]

[novellearts]

oh my goddd. I thought it was great from the beginning but it only gets better

[babyanimalgifs]

This little dog is a master of disguise

[weloveshortvideos]

[fabforgottennobility]

Post of the Year

[yes-this-is-groot]

Fun Facts About The Nightmare Before Christmas Movie pt 1

[221bitssmallerontheoutside]

Reasons why this is still one of the coolest films ever.

[allieoftheyear]

This film is the reason I’m a filmmaker and Tim burton is my favorite director

[nudityandnerdery]

Also a fun fact:

Tim Burton did not direct The Nightmare Before Christmas

[kateordie]

Henry Selick never gets the credit he deserves for this movie, and Coraline (which he also directed) never gets the credit it deserves for being total genius.

[paprika]

[best-of-memes]

[afrocentricheavymetalgoddess]

The end where they’re two people fucked me up the most

[jessicacapshaw]

working in retail

[cineraria]

[sorrychangedmyurlagain-deactiva]

It’s almost as if it’s not his kid but it’s his suitcase so he keeps going.

[akron-squirrel]

So, I drove up to a stop sign, and there were a bunch of farm animals fenced in by the road. I saw a goat staring at me and decided to record a video, but I forgot my CD was still playing.

It turned out to be a beautiful thing. XD

[disgustinganimals]

i just don’t get foreign films.

[notparishilton]

THE BEST NEWS ARTICLE I’VE READ THIS YEAR

[whitegirlsaintshit]

White people is a slur? Noted.

[themanicpixiedreamgrrrl]

No but really though it’s important to know in a restaurant. White people mild is totally different than regular mild

[affablyevil]

Lmao.

[orpheusmorpheous]

i forgot one of my favorite things with popular posts is the range of weird urls that reblog it like how “fistmedaddyshrek” reblogged my post

[midnightmoodyblues]

[avocado--toast]

I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So he invites over all his friends and family and then in the middle of dinner he stands up and announces that it’s not a regular dinner, it is in fact, his birthday dinner (his exact words were “Surprise! …. it’s my Birthday”) cue everyone looking panicked, because oh god I don’t have a gift, I don’t even have a card, but my father, wine glass still in hand assures them not to worry and reveals a pile of presents he got for himself and wrapped for everyone to pick one and give it to him as their gift. And honestly? My father is such a legend.

[dangeroustoast-blog]

Magnetic ball in magnetic putty

[meshugenist]

me trying to get comfortable in my covers at night

[maditox]

thats the kind of thing i would love to just have in a little jar on my shelf so that when people came over they would be really unnerved by the mysterious shifting blob i have in a flask and i would refuse to acknowledge its existence

[discreet45]

[bloodmancerr-deactivated]

i never want context

[curlicuecal]

Oh my god, they sprang this on us in our old church years ago, and my family has never let this joke die.

Okay, here’s the stupid gender essentialist metaphor:

Women are like spaghetti because their thoughts noodle all over the place. Men are like waffles because there thoughts are in boxes. Men aren’t bad listeners, they just can’t keep up with a conversation when women are noodling topics so fast and they have to keep switching boxes. Also, when a woman asks a man what he’s thinking and he says “nothing” women just don’t understand that some of a man’s boxes literally have nothing in them, haha!

….. :|

Anyway, if you think me and my brothers and my mom don’t constantly give each other sad, tragic faces and say “I’m sorry, my waffle box is empty today” and “noodle faster!” and “you are failing at being a waffle” and “I can’t be clearer, I am a plate of spaghetti” pretty much indiscriminately in all directions all the time…. you would be wrong.

[kyraneko]

Occasionally the context of a Dadaist post makes it even better.