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Alt lesbian who doesnt catch colds and rarely sneezes literally wtf am I here for

society if ao3 had an official sneeze fetish tag

Guys I've never understood the appeal of just a big one and done sneeze but like I appreciate it a little bit after today

During a lecture, my friend (who is super cute and one of my favorite people I love him sm) who sneezes ridiculously loud...actually no he is just ridiculously loud.

Loudest talker

Loudest singer

Loudest player

And loudest sneezer

So anyways we all tease him for it but today he was laughing and had to sneeze and ig that fucked up his rhythm bc he sneezed at like half the usual volume (it was still loud btw it was just less than normal) and then he started gearing back up and sneezed again loud asf and that shit was so crazy

This mf sneezes loud as hell singles so wtf do you mean like if he doesnt do that it doesnt get the tickle out?

Are we serious?

Thats real life?

#snz #snzblr #sneeze #sneeze obs #snz kink #crazy shit like no way that happens to people are we serious #respect on all the loud ass sneezers ig didnt know that was the only option lmfao

kiwlenk

Wonderful news!

My nose is either more sensitive than I previously thought

OR

Im getting sick.

So either way I'm gonna be sneezing more which I love :3

kiwlenk

Btw the food i made was really good and is worth the current tickle in my nose. 10/10 I love caramelized onions they should be put on everything

Wonderful news!

My nose is either more sensitive than I previously thought

OR

Im getting sick.

So either way I'm gonna be sneezing more which I love :3

#a little context btw i usually sneeze once per day or sometimes not at all #but recently ive been sneezing like 3 or 4 times a day #i sneeze in groups of 3-4 btw so when i say i sneeze once per day i mean like 1 time in the day i sneeze out a little group of sneezes lmao #but the reason i think my nose might just be more sensitive is because i was cooking and seasoning shit and the spices made me sneeze #AND THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED BTW PEPPER DOESNT EVEN MAKE ME SNEEZE LMAO #and yesterday while i was cleaning off my bed my fabric sanitizer spray kept making my nose tickle #and recently ive been sneezing while putting on my perfume in the morning or at the very least my nose itches after #but in my argument for being sick #ive been coughing and my nose has been stuffed #but also i smoke so i could just he coughing because ive been smoking more often recently bc ahfjwjjdjaajjwh ive been stressed bro #sorry for writing an entire essay in the tabs #i have ocd and my main symptom is not wanting to be misunderstood #which in turn means tons and tons of “context” which is always just compulsions and reassurance seeking

Tell me if im just high and delusional but I fear I may have just done sth rlly hot.

I had my phone flashlight on because I'm trying to find a nail polish color when "oh no, I gotta sneeze"

So I wiggle my septum piercing a little bc that usually coaxes my sneezes out (they usually need to be helped along or the sneeze will leave me) but it doesnt work!!!!!

So I remember im photic and flip my phone around, shining my flashlight in my face and I stifled 3 quick sneezes (as I usually do)

Anyways just thought I'd share

#snz #snzblr #snz kink #sneeze #self obs #this happened in the span of like 5 seconds btw

thebeessnz

hey, just so we’re entirely clear, not that i’ve ever been quiet on political matters.

fuck ICE. abolish ICE. ICE is a bunch of racist, evil, murdering, nazi, brain dead fucking losers. if you support ICE or anything ICE has been doing, get off my fucking blog.

Im laughing so hard rn bc the concept of our niche kink becoming so consistent that headcanons are reflecting this

Like the fact that ive seen multiple posts about the fact that i/lya ABSOLUTELY sneezes a bunch so in turn, YouTube sneezing compilations.

And like also whoever started the honeymoon rhinitis S/hane headcanon...im not saying you deserve the best sex of your life (or like a really good Playlist if youre asexual like me) but like also thats EXACTLY what I'm fucking saying

#s/hane h/ollander #snzblr #snz #snz kink #h/eated rivalry #i/lya r/ozanov #snzcanons

snttyinleather

being an asexual sneeze fucker is crazy cause. why am i s3xually attracted to sneezes and sneezes only. Oh, ok, its not a thing to add to s3x its just SNEEZES??

Im sick rn so everytime I smoke I sneeze.

I feel like the hottest person alive rn.

#i hit my pen i sneeze #i smoke a bowl i sneeze #blow out a candle i sneeze #I lit incense and sneezed the most that day I ever have #this has never happened I am living for it #snz #snz self obs #snzblr

It was my birthday yesterday and nobody sneezed

#literally what is even the point #joking btw i had a great day #snz

kushamixotwod

We have a problem. Have you guys fucking seen this shit???

What. The. Actual. Fuck. And there’s 300+ subscribers are you joking.

I wonder if it’s all the old heads but this is so bad that ai is making fetish art for OUR OBSCURE FETISH :((((( how did it find out :(((( I’m so upset rn

#this is disgusting and feels like a personal attack on every amazing artist writer and and real person who makes wavs #people on tumblr dot com and youtube dot com come on here and make fully voice acted sneeze videos with sound affects and a script #to go and make ai slop and then for people to watch and subscribe to it #are we deadass guys bc its not like theres even a shortage of content for this niche kink #i can find sneeze content for most fandoms ive ever been in WATERFALLOFSPACE MADE MAGNUS ARCHIVE CONTENT AND WE USE AI SLOP #hit tumblr artist hachiibun has drawn sneeze art for touken ranbu which was an anime i was convinced no one cared about #like glitterrosesneeze writes amazing work and we turn to the bitch robot who drinks a gallon of water to make bad art #im getting wordy point is like there are so many cool people on this app and there always has been #fucking zenarios has been making incredible content for years #its just so discouraging because i could go on for PAGES about all of the people on this app who are so fucking talented #rant over fuck ai support real artists omg

I need more han/nibal snz content (idk what the proper way to censor is ;^;) I'm getting my notes out im writing im mamfjjfjsjfjjsjsjfd I love this stupid fruit

#snz #snzblr

Do the vanillas of tiktok do this on purpose? Is this person vanilla? Can i just scroll without being subjected to such lewd content? Guys I love Will Graham hes so pookie RAHHHH

#snz #snzblr

Every single day I mourn the fact that I dont have allergies and am not a sneezy person.

R.I.P. to me this is devastating

#snz #snzblr

glitterrosesnzz

tonights thought: a character, who's not allergic to pollen, getting so absolutely drenched in pollen that they end up sneezing anyways

kiwlenk

THIS IS SO GENIUS despite this literally happening to me at work every day I never thought to project it onto my sillies

Youre literally a mastermind

Had work today and I'm not allergic to dust or pollen but there was so much of it in the two houses we cleaned that hours later my nose still itches and I'm stuffed up

#snz kink #snz #snzblr #self obs #Fun part of it though is that I've had the most stubborn stuck sneeze of my life #It's 10oclock and I've been trying to get this sneeze out since 6:30 #It's like a little hot so its at least a little enjoyable but like I'm suffering #I tried inducing and it didn't work at all because I sneezed too much today #Idk my nose is dramatic but not in a sneezy way ever #I wish it were in a sneezy way #Lemme stop filling the tags I had more to say than I thought sorry y'all

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