you and yuji have been friends forever nothing could ruin your friendship… besides his hot ass older brother that you mistook for him
a couple days passed you and yuji were adapting to basically living together, being together always made things better for each other so you were lowkey enjoying his presence even though you knew that even if he didn’t show it he was just hiding from his older brother
sukuna didn’t show up again, you noticed that he texted yuji but he ignored his messages and his calls, he was saved on his phone like he was nobody to him ‘ryomen sukuna’ was the name that lit up yuji’s phone multiple times a day and yuji would ignore it every time
you tried to ask yuji but he just switched topics, it was something he wasn’t ready to talk about yet and you wouldn’t be the person to force him to
days passed, almost a week, yuji was out getting groceries since he ate all of your food as if he had been starving- it was pretty early in the morning so you didn’t even notice him walking out the house even though you had a foggy memory of him waking you up to tell you he was going out but you didn’t think much about it
you got up from the bed, tripping over yuji’s clothes, you weren’t used to his messiness being in your house- you got out of your bed and straight to the bathroom to wash your teeth- you checked the time and realised it was late morning now, how long has yuji been outside?
you were washing your face, bending over the sink to rinse it out before drying with a towel while looking through the mirror to make sure you patted yourself clean
you were looking at your reflection when you noticed something behind you- you screamed out loudly when a naked figure came out the shower, you looked through the mirror just to be met by those far too familiar crimson eyes with your same surprise mirrored in them, you tossed your towel at him and ran out the bathroom
“what? what happened?” yuji asked, worried, right outside the bathroom door where you just met his naked brother, itadori looked at you locking yourself inside your room before looking at his naked older brother that was covering his crotch with the towel you just tossed at him, he had the most confused expression ever with a hint of a smirk on his face
you were hiding yourself under a blanket when you heard yuji knocking on the door “open up” he ordered you, you didn’t even know why you run away it was just out of instincts of pure fear and embarrassment
you basically crawled to the door and unlocked it, yuji walked in and closed the door behind him “why was he in my bathroom? why is he in my house?!” you questioned him, sitting on your bed, blanket still over your head
“we talked…” yuji said nonchalantly as if he wasn’t talking about the brother that he swore to hate “you talked?!” you repeated with a perplexed expression “i know it sounds crazy but i met with choso, he explained me how things actually were and made me talk to sukuna” you looked at him, listening with concentration, he never talked about his family like this so you made sure not to take this for granted and paid attention to his words
“so.. what happened?” you asked softly, trying to understand better what happened “i though he abandoned me- found out that he didn’t ‘disappear’, after college he had to move country for work and that’s where he’s been” yuji explained
“he also did pass a year in prison, but he tried to keep in touch with me the entire time i just..” he paused, looked at you with guilty eyes “i was the one that cut ties with him so his attempts to maintain contact never arrived to me” you looked at him confused “i blocked him everywhere and tossed his letters..” he said almost embarrassed while rubbing the back of his neck with one hand “my fault i guess” he said jokingly
you sat there, just processing the informations he just provided you “jail for what..?” you asked, you were surprised he was opening this much about his family so you just tried to be delicate “selling drugs or something like that” he said causally, you nodded still processing all these informations
“..and why was he taking a shower in MY shower inside MY home?” you asked, with a sarcastic tone but still confused about this whole situation “oh nothing, he just came from the gym so he wanted to shower” itadori explained “at my house..?” you asked even more confused “yeah… he wants to eat with us” yuji confessed
“why?” you asked confused once again, you seemed like those toddlers in their ‘why’ phase “oh right- so-“ his voice got quieter “he thinks your my girlfriend” he whispered “i know” you replied confused “so.. you will be my girlfriend” he whispered back “WHAT? WHY?” you whispered-yelled at him confused as fuck
“shhh- i can’t tell him about megumi- i just met him i don’t know how he is about these things” he put a hand over your mouth, whispering as quietly as he could “oh..” you mumbled on his hand “just pretend, it won’t be for long- i just need to test the waters first” he whispered even quieter, you almost couldn’t hear him
“you’re talking as if you and megumi were actually together” you whispered quietly, a giggle following your own joke “shut up!! we’re taking things slow” he replied with an angry tone “you’ve been saying that for years” you mocked him quietly
him and megumi have been friends for a while, you were there when they first met and you knew they both had feelings for each other but were too shy to say it to the other- megumi definitely fell first but yuji was still figuring things out about himself
“wait wait wait- but can i tell you something?” you asked him, it was obviously a rhetorical question “promise me not to slap me tho” he nodded, wrapping his pinky finger with yours to make a promise- something you’ve been doing since you were kids
“why is he kinda hot though..” you said quietly, a nail of your finger between your teeth as you looked at yuji menacingly but he was already jumping you “you promised not to slap me” you yelled as he jokingly started pinning you against the bed “i won’t slap you, i’ll punch you” yuji replied as he pinned you down
the door opened, you both fell silent, you under yuji and sukuna looking at you both with a disgusted expression “i’m becoming an uncle so soon?” he questioned sarcastically, you threw yuji on the ground “nono keep going” sukuna said, closing the door
you looked at yuji “the plan is working on its own” he nodded with a chuckle “yeah it is… but we need a strategy” he said, getting on your bed and sitting cross legged in front of you with a concentrated expression
“rule number 1- never talk about megumi as more as a friend in front of him” you looked at him as he grabbed a pen and a notebook and started writing “rule number 2- we will act like a couple, duh, and call each other names” you looked at him confused “names?” you asked “yeah like, babe, honey things like that” he explained “ew” you said but he kept going
“rule number 3- you will not flirt with my brother” you looked offended, a hand over your heart dramatically “i would never do that” you gasped but yuji looked at you with a knowing expression “he’s a playboy, he’s as handsome as me and i saw the way you look at him” he explained, not amused, counting on his fingers the reasons why you would try and get with his brother “and how do i look at him?” you asked sounding offended “you look at him as if you were starving- and you’re not” he said
“rule number 4-…” and he went on for while, whispering useless rules, but you payed attention to his yapping because you knew this was important for him and you couldn’t bare being the one ruining his reconciliation with his brother
after what felt like an eternity but maybe was half an hour, sukuna knocked on the door, learning from past mistakes and walked inside your room “dinner’s ready” he announced as if he was the owner of the house or sum
“what..?” you asked confused but still walked behind yuji towards the kitchen of YOUR house, you walked to the table, three plates of pasta on the well setted table, you looked at yuji that had the same confused expression as you did
“enjoy your meal” sukuna said as he sat down besides you, yuji sitting across from you, you didn’t even know how he made this food with the things you had in your house since it was basically empty but the you remembered yuji went grocery shopping earlier
the awkwardness was evident, you ate in silence, you and yuji exchanging looks at each other- communicating, without making it noticeable
you were mid eye conversation with yuji when you felt a warm heavy weight on your bare thigh- you went still immediately, eyes wide still staring at yuji that now had a confused expression, your stomach doing backflips as this happened
you leaned back on your chair and looked down for a slight moment, his large, heavy weight caressing you thigh- you didn’t even look at him, shifting your legs, moving an inch away from his hand but he didn’t move a little
you crossed your legs, one over the other, squeezing his hand between your thighs but he seemed unbothered, having a conversation with his brother with a dangerous poker face
so before you could finish your plate you stood up “forgot i had an important project due soon” you said, looking at yuji with an expression that didn’t match your words, trying to communicate with him “you didn’t tell me anything about-“ you gave him a bad look “oh yeah- yeah that one for uni, yeah- it’s due tomorrow right?” he went on with your bullshit
“yeah yeah, i need to get to work!!” you said, flashing a mad face at sukuna that was enjoying the little scene, still sitting at the table while you and yuji tried to run away from this situation
sukuna chuckled silently and stood up, did the dishes without being asked to and walking out the door “see you soon, yeah? come back home” sukuna said, obviously talking to yuji but looking at you “yeah, just a couple days” yuji said, sensing that something wasn’t right at all
you waved by and sukuna left “what the fuck was that?” yuji asked, still not understanding the reason of your sudden interruption of the “family” lunch
you though about telling him or not, but you knew he would’ve freaked out because first of all his brother was flirting with his fake girlfriend and second that meant he maybe didn’t even believe you and yuji were actually together
you didn’t want to ruin it for him so you just blurted out something “nothing, i actually have to do an assignment” you said, walking to your computer, showing him that you (un)fortunately actually had an assignment because those were unfortunately always there
“and things were so awkward, i couldn’t stand that anymore” you explained further, he agreed with a slow nod “alright” he simply said before laying on your bed, head hanging upside down as he started playing games on his phone
this lwk shit, but i love yall, im exhausted, good night
