What Echo’s Of My Former Self Await Me Here

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[rcmclachlan]

Turns out, 2000 was 20 years ago. Which is odd, since 1980 was also.

[imanes]

weird how lighting a candle can make u feel marginally better like ur still feeling the same but at least there’s a candle burning… nice

[cynicbeauty]

‪“frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster” but is he tho? is he really? i think he might be both ‬

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[ahsjdkflgl]

“the cover is never as good as the origi–”

[theartfuldodger26]

The only problematic thing with e-books is that after I’ve finished them I can’t put them on my trophy shelf, like a serial killer. 

[showerthoughtspost]

You don’t fully appreciate your well being until you get any minor sickness that ruins your day

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

folks, I’m just gonna say it. I don’t think it rains for long enough periods of time. it rains hard, it sounds good, I’m comfortable inside, but within 5 minutes the jig is up. the dream is over. I think it should rain for longer periods of time than it presently does

[silverjirachi]

a frog made this post

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

[normalpancakes]

what happened today

[thoodleoo]

me: okay i’ve complained enough about this it’s time to put it to rest

me five minutes later: actually you know what-

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

We all have that one class that triggers our fight or flight response

[vorbisx]

the bourgeoisie

[spoopyrupi-deactivated20131022]

“for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying” how bout i take a nap instead

[turing-tested]

i need a strong independent doctor not afraid to prescribe me cocaine

[munsass]

satan works fast but bobby from queer eye works faster

[jnco-jorts]

bobby absorbs antoni’s unused energy

[falonah]

what is it about rain that makes worms go absolutely buck wild for pavement

[falonah]

worm: no longer can i suffer the constriction, both of flesh and soul, of living in the tunnels of underground, for i now long only to be free under the skies of the Saints. earth may have birthed me but the sun is my mother

me, holding a slurpee, plucking worms off the sidewalk and tossing them into the grass: go the fuck home brian

[marvel-lous-things]

Spiderman 3 idea: Peter Parker is played by Tom Holland, Andrew Garfield, and Tobey Maguire at random intervals during the movie. They replace each other from scene to scene. At one point, Tobey Maguire enters a bathroom, Tom Holland goes into a stall, and Andrew Garfield steps out. There is a moment when there's two spidermen on screen.

Nobody question or even notices it.

[petr1kov]

this has been said before but truly, one of the best things about good omens is how goddamn useless the main characters essentially are to the plot. you read the premise of ‘a demon and an angel come together to stop the apocalypse’ and you, logically, assume they’re going to do Cool and Important shit in order to achieve that, but then nearly everything actually directly related to the apocalypse that happens has next to nothing to do with them, by design. literally, their original brilliant masterplan to stop the apocalypse was for them to act as godfathers to the antichrist so he would turn out to be a regular kid, and that does happen, but entirely unrelated to them since the absolute idiots spend 11 years giving shitty advice to a different child who had nothing to do with it (and who didn’t turn out so nice). it’s all basically