Artistic mess

My art blog https://www.tumblr.com/klairneyarts?source=share ▪︎ hobbyist artist ▪︎ amateur photography

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[theonewhowanks]

Does Goat also come back from the dead? Or is that a Red Crown exclusive thing

I'm sure they could. But if there's no incentive to, neither they or the Lamb die much at all in the first place.

[fandom-man]

[mothcub]

The joyful boys.

[runcibility]

ellingson.tv on instagram

[littleguysdaily]

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[fuckrozanov]

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[ezekestiel]

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jae-felidae]

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

[goatmogu]

Made a personal print for myself. ✌️

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

I feel as though I've been graced with the presence of a deity and I have been called to take up the mantle.

Musterd gravy

[ink-the-artist]

[ink-the-artist]

the long awaited sequel

[ink-the-artist]

[ink-the-artist]

[ink-the-artist]

the long awaited sequel

[ink-the-artist]

[dozydawn]

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

[ch40s0w1]

context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds

[sandersstudies]

This video makes me cry every time it’s on my dash and I can’t even iterate why.

Like the dog doesn’t even know it’s a competition and she’s made history. She(?) just is happy and knows she made her owner happy too.

[solely-ashes]

The face of a being with only a wind storm between their ears, moments before unleashing it unto the world

[severeprincesheep]

always a pleasure to see this girl on my dashboard

[klairney]

how they even mix border collie with a papillon?? It's like small dog breed with medium sized dog, bruh

[hurtstohope]

i have big plans to try and sew a little felt mouse and it might go badly and that’s okay

[hurtstohope]

he exists bc i made him

[moldavite]

when i lived in england i literally thought i was asexual bc i was so grossed out by everyone

this is so fucking funny. real as hell

[reading-writing-revolution]

[justsomeoneunordinary]