andrew

he/him | i will love you as peppermints love your allergies

[urparty]

me when my parents die in a mysterious fire and my new guardian starts dressing up in increasingly ludicrous disguises to steal the fortune i inherited

[unfortunate-stranger-losers]

via @presleysmithlindquist 11/18/2020

[beatricebidelaire]

daniel handler // richard siken

[pipbellerophon]

[klausbaudemire]

isadora: how do you guys get out of these messes?

violet: we don’t. we just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one

[klausbaudemire]

lemony snicket was really like [darling, dearest, dead] and [i will love you if i never see you again, and i will love you if i see you every tuesday] and [a good library will never be too near, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them] and [the world is quiet without you around] and expected me to be okay?? sounds fake tbh

[fuckthiam]

Incorrect Thiam Quotes

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

Various Headlines, only it’s all Carmelita, all the time.

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

[reinerist]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

me reading the bad beginning: well i mean technically if olaf wants the baudelaire fortune he can marry violet to get it... but this is a kids’ book so they definitely won’t go there haha

me thirty pages later:

[transvioletbaudelaire]

a series of unfortunate events is like [cooking as a love language] [i will love you if i never see you again and i will love you if i see you every tuesday] [or she] [never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever] [do the scary thing first and get scared later] [giuseppe verdi] [moral reckoning] [darling dearest dead] [herpetology] [no happy endings] [text printed in mirror image] [pages printed fully black] [that, beatrice, is how i will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way] [couplet] [triptych] [noble enough] [the quote about grief being like climbing the stairs in the dark and thinking theres one more step than there is] [parsley soda] [sunny wins a sword fight with her teeth] [the water cycle] [teaching children that you will face terrible things in this world but you have to keep going and you have to keep loving and that is how you will find a way to be happy]

[fiona-widdershins]

(inspo.)

[marauders4evr]

Yeah, sure, there are probably better villains out there, but that scene where Olaf is put on ‘trial’ by every major character in ASOUE and he’s just like, “Yeah, I’ve done evil shit, I’m proud of some of it, I regret some of it, but I still did it. I ruined the lives of the Baudelaire children……..and what did you ever do to stop me?” before ripping into every adult who ever hurt the Baudelaires by ignoring their pleas for help and by enabling him (even if it was just by neglecting to stop him), is still one of the best scenes that any villain has ever been in and every other writer needs to get on Handler’s level.

[pipbellerophon]

the baudelaires get to prufrock prep and there is a mountain of mail waiting for them because this is the first time a place with a known mailing address has been mentioned in the daily punctilio and the people they knew before have a lot to say  

[margueritegracq]

Ben: Violet what the absolute FUCK is going on are you okay??? Blink once for yes twice for no

[unfortunate-stranger-losers]

asoue netflix: the baudelaires figure out the existence of dewey as well as his hiding place, catching him offguard and impressing him as well as showing their intelligence 

asoue books: dewey descends from the ceiling on a rope in the middle of the fucking night and says “whaddup losers i’m the secret brother #3” and the baudelaires are just like “we’re too sleep deprived to question this”