Ur Fav Alcoholic

❤︎ ︎Madi ❤︎︎ Sometimes I write Sometimes I bitch Sometimes I rant Welcome to the mess that is me :)

[starboyyspeakss]

i miss klaus hargreeves, so much it physically pains me. i miss my skirt stealing,eyeliner wearing,ghost seeing,cult leading diva.

[klausshargreevess]

Me too bro me too 😔

[klausshargreevess]

Back from the dead

Might be making a podcast with a friend to do timeline talk

Yes we have been loosing our minds

And uh

It starts with

Five is the bomb

[klausshargreevess]

No bc you know if the Hargreeves had tiktok you KNOW it’s going down, Klaus addiction to rehab journey where it’s just like party TikTok’s to healthy at home remedies and meditation, Luther being a gym bro bc you know he’d love to show off his strength, Allison and Claire daughter mom duo, Viktor barely if not then rarely posting, five doesn’t have tiktok he thinks it’s full of stupid brainrot (what an old man), Diego posting his mail runs, Lila just uses it as a form of entertainment. BUT THE MOST HILARIOUS THING WOULD BE IF HER KIDS POSTED AND HAD A COMPLETE THREAD ON “My mom cheated on my dad with her brother-in-law (not related by blood) (technically our uncle)”

Also Claire would so tell the family gossip with Klaus, it’s a canon event I fear.

[klausshargreevess]

Brainrot so real that every time on my fyp when someone talks about timelines I think of tua

[klausshargreevess]

“We shifted timelines/we are in a new timeline” THAT DOESN’T MAKE ME FEEL BETTER PSYCHICASTROLOGER67

[klausshargreevess]

Brainrot so real that every time on my fyp when someone talks about timelines I think of tua

[klausshargreevess]

MY WINE GLASS BROKE AWE LAWD THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING CREATIVE

[klausshargreevess]

To sum it up

[klausshargreevess]

HEAR ME OUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[klausshargreevess]

Rip Klaus I just know you would’ve loved Disease by Lady Gaga and Joyride by Kesha

[klausshargreevess]

No bc I would love to do a character study on five

• went missing at 13

• appeared in the apocalypse and saw the destruction and his family all dead

• was alone for over 40 years getting attached to a mannequin that he actively talks to like a genuine person

• worked for the commission that took out ANYONE that messed with the timeline (“you made me a killer”)

• came back to save his family to which they disregard him over and over

• getting hunted by Hazel and Cha Cha

• whatever weird thing the handler had going on for him

• tries to actively save the timeline over and over again while not being listened to over and over again.

•getting trapped again in the apocalypse with his brothers wife for seven years

• oh yeah and he’s around 60 now mentally ? Maybe even older yet his body is now in its 20s

He is so obviously complex mentally, there is absolutely no way not mentally ill but what I really want to study is his freaking brain after being trapped in the apocalypse at a young age, he was alone for so long that he had a romantic partnership with a mannequin that he name Delores. Besides his siblings I don’t think he genuinely had an emotional connection with someone and I don’t think he ever let himself until he gave up trying to fix everything. He spent so long on fight or flight mode.

Aka those years spent in isolation can definitely mess up his perception and emotional intelligence

[klausshargreevess]

So anyways I wished Klaus in S4 served more cunt and less hetero —

[klausshargreevess]

Let’s go pookies <3

[klausshargreevess]

Comic five vs show five

He’s just a lil guy

[klausshargreevess]

Lowkey gave up on making it look neat in the end 😭 spent all night painting

[endiness]

NATHAN YOUNG // KLAUS HARGREEVES

[klausshargreevess]

Two immortals played by Robert Sheehan that have terrible coping mechanisms

[klausshargreevess]

I can hear the mice in my walls and it’s driving me insane I’d rather hear my name be whispered tbh 😭 this is just getting on my nerves