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Klee | she/her | taurus | 25

[444l]

cant draw michael™

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[leupagus]

This should win an Oscar

[writing-prompt-s]

While cleaning your attic, you find a box of glass balls with names on them. You accidentally drop one, and as soon as it shatters, a person appears.

[ukeealyptus]

“Dude,” your brother said as he opened the door to the attic. “Stop breaking stuff.”

[scaliefox]

I love these clever subversions of fantasy writing prompts to give them an mundane punchline.

They give me life.

[pussylipgloss]

whoever put a hex on me..please stop 

[michelleumunna]

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

my facebook feed is 90% florida memes, 10% clown jokes

[nipahdubs]

The new Pokemon Games look fantastic.

[whenmoments]

[apple-carts-deactivated20171115]

[mdangan]

[creepy-desu]

ついったーのまとめ

[mdangan]

[sosuperawesome]

Hummingbirds by Dawn Dermant on Etsy

[shoujonotes]

[mdangan]

らくがき

狛枝フィギャー予約しまして興奮冷めやらぬ感じで付け替えパーツもとても楽しみです！！！

[mouzeron]

I hope you enjoy the sunshine today modest house plant.

[sailorfate]

3/13/15- The Great Wall by Midnight