my mom waiting for me to pause what I’m doing and take my headphones off for the 12th time just to tell me she put garlic powder in her cheese sandwich and it tasted weird
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my mom waiting for me to pause what I’m doing and take my headphones off for the 12th time just to tell me she put garlic powder in her cheese sandwich and it tasted weird
dnd parties meeting up in a tavern gets a lot funnier when you consider that even by the standards of the world a group that consists of multiple fantasy races, some of whom are wearing fancy armor and robes and/or openly carrying magical items and weapons, all showing up at roughly the same time and taking a table together probably isn't a regular or expected occurrence
all the other patrons in the tavern when the dnd party which consists of a 7ft tall orc, a hot pink tiefling, a halfling warrior, a human wearing magical glowing armor, a sinister looking hooded figure, an aasimar and a half-elf bard walk in
Silly Willy and his beloved pickle
OP I want you to know that the pictures didn’t load and for those few seconds I sat in rapt attention waiting for Silly Willy and his Beloved Pickle to be revealed
To thank you for your patience, here is another Silly Willy and his Beloved Pickled picture
me irl
i refuse to read this article because i cannot envision any sort of context that’s funnier than this headline
if the truman show came out in 2020 trumans life would be livestreamed 24/7 and the twitch chat would be absolutely wildin. poggers
whenever truman was preoccupied like sitting at the bus stop checking fake reddit on his phone or whatever it would be like that live stream of jackson hole wyoming before they took the chat away
me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)
the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)
You walked up to that house in the rain on purpose
the fuck else would I be sloshing around in a wet ballgown for
I drew it…. & animated it…
Bulbasaur Poké-Pocket
This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!
I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself
Choose your fighter
the LAPD is having a town hall and getting fucking eviscerated
The automated YouTube captions are bad in places so here is a transcription of this incredible call.
[Video description: A Zoom call featuring a video grid of seven attendees, all of whom are members of the Los Angeles Police Commission. There is a timer in the upper left corner for callers keeping them to two minutes. The current caller is Jon Barr.]
LAPC President Eileen Decker, responding to the question “can you hear me?”: Yes, we can.
Barr: Great. Uh, first things first: Chief Moore, you’ve got to do a better job of pretending you care about this, man. I’ve been watching you roll your eyes and offer halfhearted smirks acting like a teenager who’s falling asleep in detention. Are you not aware of the war crimes your department’s doing, or are you just that impatient to go do more of them? I see a lot of you, particularly Soboroff, only react when folks use profanity in their remarks. If you think curse words are bad, wait until you hear about these 600-plus murders your department has committed over the last seven years! As long as Moore’s out here equating peaceful protestors with cops who murder black people, you all could pretend to be as angry about murder as the F-word, okay kids? I know you’re all having a rough day, what with everyone here telling you you’re bad at your jobs. Have you considered being good at your jobs? If not, you could find new jobs in retail or restaurants. I know how desperate Garcetti is to get Angelenos consuming again during a global pandemic. Where were the curfews then, by the way? Weird. Chief Moore is morally obligated to resign. Mikey, I know you said you didn’t mean protestors are as much to blame for George Floyd’s murder as his murderers – that’s a lie! It is what you meant! And we all know it. Mikey’s made it clear in his racist actions and empty platitudes that he doesn’t care about the well-being of his constituents. He loves to tear gas them, blind them, force them indoors with curfews that are announced only a half-hour before they take effect, and racially profile as he does so! Don’t think I didn’t hear about how yesterday you sent out an alert in English saying curfew started at 5PM, and sent out an alert right after in Spanish saying it started at 6! What’s up with that, bud? All your cute Zoom background photos of the city won’t trick us into thinking you care about anyone but yourselves and what’s in your pockets. To close with a James Cameron quote, “Cops think of all non-cops as less than they are: stupid, weak, and evil. They dehumanize the people they are sworn to protect, and desensitize themselves in order to do that job.” That’s you pigs to a T. Black lives matter, act like it. Happy Tuesday.
I’m not kidding or trying to be funny I genuinely think she deserves at least 45 Oscars for this
OMG she’s the same woman who did the WASP mom at Olive Garden...
i am the ceo of extremely niche memes
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To be fair: Imagine Dragons is really putting it on you. That’s a command. Please, imagine dragons while listening.
Okay imagine dragons can stay but you’re on thin fucking ice
i threeded some meme cats