Um... yeah... this

Ride or Die for B1 Battle Droids Megavolt Apologist

[make-me-president]

when the ship so rare you get to make up a name

[deathbymayo]

hot take don't tag your shit with other ships when the ship you're writing about is the polyamorous one that has the characters from those other ships

[erdenmaedchen]

☝️🫩

please... just tag mcspirk if it's mcspirk...

if spones shipper search for spones they want to see spones not mcspirk

if mckirk shipper search for mckirk they want to see mckirk and not mcspirk

[ozempicofficial]

[harkamal]

I like finding out what people my age and older had as their first cell phone. Anybody younger and their answer is a generic Android or iPhone. Phones from the 2000s were some wacky device like the sidekick or samsung x83 or lg env2

My first phone was a nokia 1112 in 2008

[sleepymccoy]

The enterprise's translator gets an update and makes Spock's purring audible for the first time. Devastating for Spock. Highly flattering for McCoy.

[cowboyspones]

People: So what’s your favorite scene in a romantic movie? The kiss in the Notebook I bet ahah

Me:

[melbush]

i love finding out what degrees my mutuals have. like what the fuck do you mean you do law? you’re a doctor who blog

[morhath]

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

[bookaddict7342]

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

[morhath]

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

[memorizingthedigitsofpi]

headcanoned too hard and ended up surprised by zero results on AO3

[noknowshame]

people in fiction are always making plans like "how about tuesday?" and then leaving without elaborating. what time? where? do you even have each other's numbers? deeply stressful

[penandinkprincess]

truly few things instantly put me in a bad mood more than humidity

WHY is the fucking AIR out here TOUCHING ME

get OFF

[technicolorrelays]

the thing about nick cage is that he is such a good actor that some times he'll act in ways no one else has ever acted before

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

i have never been to wisconsin in daylight

[dorbu]

- The Wisconsin Vampire

[toboddly]

I love the s2-3 stargate atlantis intro so much. everyone looks so badass, smouldering and looking off dramatically...meanwhile carson is squinting into the sun and rodney looks like he just realised he left the stove on

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.

[pictures-of-dogs]

the age old question

[needacupoftea]

[pictures-of-dogs]

[raichett]

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

[this-is-a-temporary-blog]

tbh i read these tags i before i read the post and thought to myself. "i don't know, lots of naval officers are like non-sexual daddy doms,"