Kleinstadtlegenden

[black-nata]

whoever said scooby doo isn’t intellectual: explain this then

[polskiebagno]

me daydreaming about d*ting someone and then remembering all my issues and problems which stop me from ever getting into a relationship 

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

[unclefather]

[davereed]

Why is this so funny??

[scrantonpaper-deactivated201809]

me, watching a battle scene: please not the horses. leave them alone. they did nothing wrong. they are the only innocent ones. they don’t deserve this.

[automatically]

[honigimohr]

“Lauf nie einem Mann hinterher - außer er hat dein Bier.”

— NEON - User gulliwulli (via deindealer)

[psyducked]

[memes-r-memes]

[teenscoolest]

[hiiddles]

i cAME HOME TO HEAR MY MUM AND DAD SHOUTING ABUSE AT EACH OTHER AND MY MUM THREATENING DIVORCE AND I GOT SCARED BUT OMFG IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE PLAYING MARIO KART

[fuck-me-till-the-end-please]

“ When the kiss is so good that you end up having sex. “

[ofgraceandgods]

“Sometimes you have to stop being scared and just go for it. Either it’ll work or it won’t. That’s life.”

— Anonymous  (via flourisant)

[tries]

nicki minaj is 30

[squatting-deactivated20140311]

how

[fingerblaster116-deactivated201]

she was born 30 years ago

[hurried-deactivated20181109]

still not exactly sure what studying is

[teenscoolest]

[pizzanet-blog1]

whoever created chinese food is my hero

[panducky]

probably the chinese