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my lil sis’ birthday is this weekend, she’s turning 16 and i have no idea what to get her. she likes art but has all the supplies she wants so :/ she likes baths and lotions and stuff so i was thinking of actually buying a couple of bathbombs for her (idk how you sneaky bitches steal from lush omfg) and lifting some stuff from bbw. im going lifting tomorrow any ideas for her?
small boob privilege is so real like…. bralettes… underboob tattoos… going braless?? not looking hyper sexual at all times ???? running comfortably? i could go on
YAS finally someone said this
Girls with big boobs are jealous of the girls with small chests. Girls with little titties always want bigger ones. There’s no middle ground! Me, I love ALL boobs, regardless of size! They’re all fun, they’re all gorgeous, and I can’t get enough of them! Please, feel free to share!
everyone please pray for this man he’s so out of his mind he hallucinated the part Where I Asked :/ so sad
raise ya hand if u forget that this is illegal
✨☆*:.｡. 🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋 .｡.:*☆✨
me and my mums haul today!! we’re such a good team lmao about £500+ to boost for our holiday 🌞 finalllly got a new coat seeing as its autumn today (oh and we really fancied scampi and that shits expensive)
Perks of dating me: I’ll lift you expensive gifts, just don’t ask where they’re from 😇
The look on someone’s face when you say “hey I saw this thing and it made me thing of you so I got it for you” and pull out a random little present they weren’t expecting is so beautiful. It’s one of my favorite reasons to lift.
STORYTIME: my friend got caught in ULTA!
this is a quick little story but me and my friend were in an ULTA several hours away from where we live. we were with our moms so it was risky to lift anything and since neither of us are familiar with ULTA I decided not to lift anything, she just lifted a bottle of foundation. so she was really dumb and carried it around in the open for a WHILE and then went to the bathroom to conceal (again not familiar with the store so not comfortable concealing on the floor) so while she was in there I noticed an SA hanging outside the door and I texted her. why she didn’t decide to just put it back I’ll never know but she came out and they asked to see in her bag and I was shocked because they didn’t find anything. I assumed she left it in the stall but she had it the next day so I asked how she got out with it and UHM… long story short she put it up her vag and carried it out literally inside of her I’m so. 😂😂😂
On-person concealing is the best way to conceal 💯
small tip for keeping suspicion off of you: act a little clumsy. don’t clatter around or drop things but, for example, i was at bath and body works and i was smelling some lotion. i accidentally squeezed the bottle too hard and it squirted on my nose. the SA’s giggled at me and quickly judged i was silly=NOT A THREAT! then i stole that shit lol
Guys, other than Naked Palettes, what do you boost that sells quickly? :)
Beauty blenders go for $20 each
better than sex mascara, I literally go to town get afew and by the time I leave I’ve already sold them
When you’re parents are asking where you got all your cute outfits, and you know you stole all that shit
VS bra guide without hook/magnet
this has been requested a few times so I wanted to make a new guide. i have lifted hundreds of dollars worth of bras at VS for quite some time now and i’ve never had any problems so i figured i’d help yall out.
there’s two methods i use, one with a shoppers tote and one without. if your VS usually counts then you might have better luck just holding the bras.
1. walking in - basic rules apply, it’s better to come not in a group, be friendly but avoid SAs. i look around for a lil bit and then take a shoppers tote. sometimes i will lift bras without using the shoppers tote but i will write more on that
2. i usually lift undies as well if i’m using the shopping tote, it’s less sus to have the shoppers tote that way so you can act like you just didn’t want to hold a bunch of panties. if you don’t use the tote you can grab a panty or two after you get some bras but it’s harder to hide.
3. looking for bras - the bras you need to look for are ones tagged on the lace or fabric. this makes it easier to cut. don’t be frustrated if you find a style of bra you like that doesn’t have this kind of tagging. tagging on the elastic is standard procedure for vs but i can always find some tagged on the lace or fabric, even some without tags on a good day. you can cut out tags on the elastic if you really wanna but it’s harder and might damage the bra. don’t be sus while looking for these bras. it looks kind of odd to be checking different bras of the same style and size for tags. be discreet, act like you’re checking the price. take the bras and put them in your shoppers tote or hold them if you are not using a tote. after finding the bras i usually take a couple bras i don’t intend on buying or lifting.
4. find an item with pockets and another large item to cover the stuff. i usually take a sweatshirt and sweatpants and lay it on top. if you’re not using a shoppers tote, take a clothing item and place it on top of the bras in your hand. don’t completely cover them, but cover the bras you want to lift and expose the ones you don’t. i usually take one of their stain slips for this method. make your way to the dressing room. once in the room, make sure the SA is not sitting outside doing other shit. if she is, send her out to the floor to get another size/style or w/e. you’re going to have to detag fast now.
*if the SA counts, you’re kind of fucked but if you reeeally want your shit, you’re going to have to be a lil risky. the SA has only ever counted for me once when i’ve been trying to lift. what i did was detagged as normal and waited for her to leave/help another customer in another fitting room (it’s best if she left) and haul ass out of there. they rarely ever recount anyway
5. since you don’t have a hook or magnet, you’re going to have to cut out the tag using a pair of durable, curved nail scissors. these are small and easy to hide and they have the ability to get into smaller spaces, which makes them ideal to use. the hole isn’t very noticeable but you can sew them if you want. place the tags in the item with pockets.
6. if the SA is outside when you leave, DO NOT give her back the item with the tags. put that one back yourself. whether you take the bras or other items you didn’t lift and put them back yourself is your choice but i usually do it myself, i think it minimizes contact with SAs which is what you want.
7. after you do all this you can fake a call or just walk out. enjoy ya bras girl 😎
i hope this guide helps! if anyone has questions my ask box is open
good luck yall!!
To lift before college
Ceramic coffee mug Cute water bottle Portable phone charger Biking shorts to wear under skirts to avoid chub rub Backups for everyday makeup routine One high end nude lipstick, one high end red lipstick Cute pajamas to wear in the common room Nude heels Heeled boots Skinny jeans Oversized sweaters Black leggings Patterned cotton pants Thigh high tights Lots of falsies and lash glue Plastic forks/paper plates Command strips/sticky tack High end wallets (several) High end purse (at least two) Cute back pack Full length maxi skirts Statement jewelry Delicate jewelry Peplum tops Enough VS underwear for 4 weeks Nude bra, black bra, strapless/convertible bra, fancy/sexy bra Discrete vibrator (waterproof) Lube Condoms Coffee filters Coffee beans Alarm clock
(Will add more as I think of it)
Just a tip for the vibrator, walgreens and CVS both sell really nice durex bullet vibes. Super tiny and really great c;
Thank you.
I’m not into vibrators but DONT STEAL THEM FROM SPENCERS
reblogging because i need the list available haha. most of the stuff you can get from a walk out ikea visit btw
idk if i wanna get a vibrator but why not spencers? is it hard or?
Relatable
In progress… haul pics coming tonight
This gets my pulse racing 😏
Jealous 😍
08/28/16
* nichijou 1 $11 * nichijou 2 $11 * Me Before You $16 * Animal Farm $14 * VS Knockout Tight $65 * VS panties @$14.50 each x2 = $29 * VS panties @$12.50 each x2 = $25 * VS panties @$10.50 each x4 = $42 * VS panties @$8.50 each x3 = $25.50 * NYX ombré blush $10 * NYX liquid suede $7 * NYX soft matte lip cream x4 $24 * NYX butter gloss $5 * NYX Matte liquid liner $7 * NYX ombré lip duo x8 $96 Total: $388
Went to a pharmacy and Barnes & Noble today. Wanted to stock up on some panties, and just decided to pick up some new makeup while my mom was getting meds.
Lifter: This store is so easy
Store: *had 20027489+ cameras and is known to sue your ass for stealing a single sock*
Me: ??????????????
i think i just found a legit li-fting rp blog. that or they want to make it very believable that its ‘just rp’
Me: Is there a limit to how many things I can take in the fitting room?
Hot Topic SA: Technically yes, but you’re good. It’s only for sketchy people, so as long as you’re not gonna steal lots of stuff ;) ;) ;)
Me: (◕‿◕✿) ha ha ha ha
