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[poketcg-art]

Unown (?) -- Kazuaki Aihara

[kinasin]

[v171]

Me on my way

[paintedhen]

mettaton fans! never forget what they took from you

[klickbot]

I'm not sure how I feel knowing expressing one's shame is pretty universal among bots. Though... Happy emotions are also well expressed in midi! Such as when I achieve something, I'll play a little tune then too!

[electronicrobotdreams]

If I made a Discord RP server would anyone want to join?

Seems so many peeps looking for RP partners are Discord only. Honestly I'd like to RP on Tumblr too, so DM me if you'd like to RP with my muses.

[slushyseals]

Hey all, we're hosting a fun little Halloween virtual Jack O'Lantern carving competition on the seal server! I've put together a template file that's super easy to use to carve your pumpkin, and a tutorial video that's only 5 minutes long that can guide you through carving your first pumpkin (above)!

If you don't own Photoshop you can carve your Jack O'Lantern at https://www.photopea.com/ for free, no registration required.

If you're not on the server you can still have fun carving your own virtual Jack O'Lantern and share it as a reblog or your own post! Have fun!

High Res Template - Low Res Template If these Discord based links are broken there's an alternative file host in the video that will work for 30 days from the date this is posted.

[inkywellington]

( n2n) I made a octopus! I wonder if anyone else will carve a pumpkin this year?

[bofflesresort]

Behold, perfection and beauty!

[klickbot]

( @) Mine is, without a doubt, the most terrifying.

[bofflesresort]

I'm throwing a fancy ball...

...for all my closest allies and friends. Several hundred of them, you understand! I was planning on having a live band play classical music- but I'm not sure, is that outdated nowadays? I wouldn't want this party to be any less than the talk of the town. What should I do?

What music should I play at my fancy ball?

Go with the obvious choice: A chamber orchestra playing classical music

Smooth Jazz. A touch of class but more modern. And smooth. Real smooth.

Karaoke night! Your guests can pick the music and have a fun activity too!

Screamo. Everyone loves screamo. It's the new in. Trust me.

Decorate the ballroom with live birds. A lovely atmosphere and unique!

Why, aren't you a star Boffle? You should sing to everyone!

Something else! (Comment)

Voting ended onSep 29, 2023

[inkywellington]

[klickbot]

Don't. You. Dare.

[cutelittlerpmemes]

Send 🌠 to know a wish my muse has

[klickbot]

𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤, 𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕠𝕚𝕕. 𝕎𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕡𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘, 𝕕𝕦𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕤' 𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖, 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝕠𝕣 𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘-𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕞𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕔𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟. 𝕀𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕚𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕔𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕔𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕕𝕦𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕡𝕙𝕪𝕤𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕝 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤, 𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕦𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕣 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞. 𝕎𝕖 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕕𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕝 𝕣𝕖𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤.

@our-ring-master

Android? Rings? Was this creature trying to get his phone number? Klick certainly hoped they weren't flirting, he wasn't at all sure what to do about something like that. Oh. They thought he was an android. An easy mistake to make, quite a lot of guests at the hotel were barely familiar with human-based technology, let alone the different classifications of robots. He'd let that slide for now. But rings? What an odd request. Not the oddest request, mind you, but still. What did this person...guest? Well, if they were here then they were most likely a guest. But what did they expect him to give them. This was a hotel, after all, not a flea market. Oh! He had an idea.

"Here you are. A continental breakfast, available every morning at the café. This is a collection of approximately 2,772 rings, as you put it. Enjoy." And with that Klick left the box with the strange guest. He wasn't sure what they had in mind for their ring collection, but certainly they couldn't get up to that much trouble with breakfast cereal.

[our-ring-master]

The Hoard was not flirting. They only found attraction to objects, the kind without any sentience, these days. Rings, of course, were their object of choice, but they had yet to find the perfect one, the ring to end all rings, to dedicate their life to. So, they spent their time collecting a hoard of rings, instead.

//

𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕤. 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕪 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖, 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕖𝕕 𝕒 𝕗𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕕 𝕦𝕤 𝕘𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕖𝕟 𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤. 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 “𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕝 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥.” 𝕎𝕖 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕠 𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕞.

//

The being paused. Their one large eye scrutinized Klick as they began to recognize his shape. This little robot…better not have been a sphere.

//

…𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕖𝕩𝕒𝕔𝕥 𝕕𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤?

//

(Body horror warning: mouths of rats not working how they’re supposed to)

He might as well have been, the way they were looking at him. The flat top and bottom were giving them a hard time in deciding whether or not to smite him.

As they stood, wriggling their many tails and trying to decide this smaller being’s fate (unaware of the existence of backed-up hard drives or just about anything on how bots worked), they decided to try one of these “Cheerios.” Their head (heads? Eye?) rotated upwards, and all four of their (currently present) rat heads opened. The mouths were not anatomically accurate to rats, as they opened all the way back to the ears, making a slightly unpleasant sound as the saliva smacked. Four tongues wrapped around the inner mouths of the heads, connecting them. One of their ring-adorned tails carefully shook the tiny rings into their mouth. As they tasted the lovely honey-drenched delicacy for the first time, they began to consider…what was that human phrase? Ah: Forgiving and forgetting.

//

𝕎𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕣𝕖𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕝.

//

With that, they left the hotel. The next day, Klick’s name was mentioned in a 5 star review.

[klickbot]

"Oh ho, I'm far too busy to leave the hotel today I'm afraid." The little robot responded as pleasantly as he could when the other suggested taking him away. While he sometimes wanted time away from work, this wasn't exactly what he'd had in mind. When asked his dimensions the robot simply responded, "A well kept secret. Non-Disclosure Agreements, you know." Thankfully, at the point this creature whom Klick assumed was some sort of lazarus beast, was now fully distracted by the cereal. He wasn't sure what they had against spheres, it wasn't as though they were awful like cubes were. He decided it best to not mention what happened if you took a ring and spun it round one end- amusing as it may be, things were likely to not go well after that. He decided to take the high road and have an imaginary argument with himself after his shift, which he found satisfying from time to time. The robot took this moment to busy himself with something anywhere but here.

Klick wasn't surprised by the good review the following day noting he'd done a good job. After all, he always did a good job. People sometimes just had a difficulty realizing that.

[klickbot]

𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤, 𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕠𝕚𝕕. 𝕎𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕡𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘, 𝕕𝕦𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕤' 𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖, 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝕠𝕣 𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘-𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕞𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕔𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟. 𝕀𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕚𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕔𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕔𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕕𝕦𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕡𝕙𝕪𝕤𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕝 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤, 𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕦𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕣 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞. 𝕎𝕖 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕕𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕝 𝕣𝕖𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤.

@our-ring-master

Android? Rings? Was this creature trying to get his phone number? Klick certainly hoped they weren't flirting, he wasn't at all sure what to do about something like that. Oh. They thought he was an android. An easy mistake to make, quite a lot of guests at the hotel were barely familiar with human-based technology, let alone the different classifications of robots. He'd let that slide for now. But rings? What an odd request. Not the oddest request, mind you, but still. What did this person...guest? Well, if they were here then they were most likely a guest. But what did they expect him to give them. This was a hotel, after all, not a flea market. Oh! He had an idea.

"Here you are. A continental breakfast, available every morning at the café. This is a collection of approximately 2,772 rings, as you put it. Enjoy." And with that Klick left the box with the strange guest. He wasn't sure what they had in mind for their ring collection, but certainly they couldn't get up to that much trouble with breakfast cereal.

[bofflesresort]

[klickbot]

[bofflesresort]

The hotel has run out of mints. What should we leave on the pillows instead?

I'm not entirely sure what humans would like... Oh! I have some ideas!

Lemon slice

Roll of toilet paper

Coupon for a mint on next visit

An entire onion

A live bee

Absolutely nothing (they won't notice!)

Something else! (Leave comment plx)

Voting ended onSep 8, 2023

[klickbot]

"Why are we out of mints? I did inventory and specified exactly how many to order! You... you put the order in, didn't you? ᵂʰʸ ᵈᵒ ᴵ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ᶠᵉᵉˡᶦⁿᵍ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ'ˡˡ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᶠᶦˣ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵐᵉˢˢ. ᴬᵍᵃᶦⁿ. "

[lookingforroleplayers]

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[poke-entomology]

So who do you think is the cutest pokemon? Not asking about species, I mean which individual pokemon is the cutest?

[inkywellington]

Me!

[klickbot]

You're a lot of things, but I'm pretty sure a Pokémon isn't one of them. I do have a fondness for Magnemites myself, not entirely sure why. Unfortunately I don't know any of them personally to tell you a specific individual. Never met any Pokémon in person myself before... perhaps it's for the best. Magnets and robots don't go together so well, you know.

[multiverseofmisfits-archived]

@electronicrobotdreams asked:💡(@klickbot)

Send “💡” and I will try to play your muse!

"I suggest you don't drop litter on the floor. Our janitors cleaned it just a minute ago. If you do, you might as well clean it up on your own. Human hands are capable of that anyway."

[multiverseofmisfits-archived-de]

Being reassured by her brother, Nezuko looked around once more. Then to this flying robot. And then back to Tanjiro. As her cautiousness waned down a bit, she stood up. Since she's not exposed to the sun, it should be fine for her to wander a bit in this hotel, right?

Anyway, her form began to shift, turning into a young teen that made her look only a couple years younger than her brother. She was about to poke Klick's eye, only for the older sibling to hold her to refrain from such an attempt.

"She's Nezuko, my sister. She was turned into a demon but she's not like them." He shortly explained, hoping this robot doesn't see Nezuko as a threat. "Since she can't be exposed to the sun, I had to keep her hiding in this box."

"Mm-mm~" his sister nodded in response, unable to speak due to that bamboo nuzzle on her mouth. While it can be taken off, they were advised not to. Perhaps it's what's keeping her from consuming any human blood.

[klickbot]

The robot squinted and moved back slightly as a finger got near his camera aperture.

"Not like them..." he repeated in a quizzical tone, debating internally if Tanjiro were lieing or simply didn't know better. Whatever conclusion he came to, the bot decided it not worth dwelling on. The solar allergy was a new one to him though, for a demon anyway. "Well, if you should ever tire of that box, you might try the market near the docks. There are a number of sellers there who specialize in magical items that- oh... Hello?" the bot paused suddenly as if interrupted by an unseen person only he could hear. "Yes? Well no I hadn't gone outside, I've been busy talking with guests like you asked m- Statues? So? What about them? Ah... hah. What do you mean? I thought you wanted me to take the rest of the evening off to- No, no I didn't say it wasn't important just that I- ah. Well. Yes sir. Right away." The bot paused and then sighed, looking a bit more tired and stressed than he had a moment ago. While the bot was speaking to someone unseen, Tanjiro may have noticed a few familiar smells that might be of interest. The first, a smell similar to a demon from his world- but also the smell of... the ocean? That one was quite close, perhaps thirty feet away at most, near the lobby lounge. The second also a demonic-like scent but... some sort of knight's metallic armor and... tea? This one was much further, past the lobby fountain. Then a third distinct smell was someone, or something near the elevators. It was reminiscent of the flowers in which he found himself surrounded when he first realized he was in this world. Perhaps that person had been in that location too, and might know something about how he got there? "I do apologize, but it appears there has been- ah... that I must get back to work. Best of luck to you retracing your steps, and if you are ever truly lost, you could always try the Ferrymaster to take you back home. That is the main mode of transportation to and from the island, you know. Though I really must be going. I hope you enjoy your stay!" he told the two of him in his best customer service voice, trying to hide a number of things at this point as he flew toward one of the resort's exits. @slayingblades

[sansoftimeandspace]

Cosmic chuckled at the comment. He hadn’t heard that kind of line in quite a while. “Nope, always have been a skeleton,” he grinned. When he heard mention of a line he looked around to see it. But the bot’s comment brought him out of his searchings for the line.

“Oh? Yeah, I’d like a room. And if you have any information of about the hotel that’d be great too. I’m looking into, uh, nice getaways for me and my girlfriend.”

He thought Luci might like a change of pace. His house was nice but it was in the void, and while he can change the appearance of the outside via solid holograms, he thought she might like something more real and natural than just holograms.

[klickbot]

"If a nice getaway is what you're looking for, then the resort will do that and more while you and your loved ones bask in the lap of luxury." the small bot assured in his best sales pitch voice. "Why, we offer quite an array of amenities, activities, and attractions!" the bot continued, "You could book a night or two- or choose a package and leave all the planning to-" suddenly down the hall a number of high pitched shrieks were heard.

The bot turned to look, with an expression of surprise, before quickly attempting to cover it up. "Ah, yes, a number of excited guests enjoying themselves. Why-" Several high pitched screams were heard again, and the bot glanced around. They were close enough to hear, but not close enough to see what had caused the commotion. Klick decided in that moment if he left, perhaps, he wouldn't have to deal with whatever mayhem was happening at the far end of the hall. "Oh, perhaps I could show you one of our rooms? And how good the soundproofing is." he chuckled apprehensively, flying over to the elevator, pressing the up button. And then pressing it several more times in rapid succession for good measure.

[multiverseofmisfits-archived-de]

If anything, Tanjiro never heard of this drink called martini before? Was its scent akin to human blood, perhaps? It's not like something a normal human can drink either, right?

Setting aside such trivial curiosity, he noted in mind that the demons he described are not to be found on this island. At least not normally yet he feared that those demons might set foot in this land if they were the ones responsible for him being sent there.

"Thanks for your advice. I'll keep that in mind." He would consider reporting if such an incident occurs only if he can't deal with it on his own. Not that he didn't trust this robot or anyone there. He just didn't want to cause more trouble than he might've already given to them at this point.

Meanwhile, when Nezuko finally revealed herself, she was wary of the sight of this one-eyed contraption she wasn't even familiar with. Hearing it speak didn't ease her caution from it that she held back in the box. When her brother noticed her reaction, he set down the box on the ground to check on her.

"Wait, it's not what you think. Please don't remove her nuzzle though," he told Klick yet might've made him sound a little suspicious. "It's okay, Nezuko. You can come out now."

[klickbot]

One thing was certain to the bot; she wasn't human. Perhaps she may have once been, as was the case with many vampires and other beings, but at present he couldn't find anything in his database that matched his scans. Had this young man found a hidden subspecies of fae on the island yet undiscovered? Or had he brought a mythical being from his own world for some unknown reason? Perhaps a shape shifting creature, who was only momentarily occupying a human form, intentionally masking its energy signatures?

"It isn't every day one runs into a man running around with a woman in a box. At least, not if they aren't a traveling magician. Though, I doubt that is the case with you." he joked, trying to keep the mood from getting tense. With as small as he was, if the situation went south there wasn't much he could do. Even if he summoned the hotel's security bots, they might take several minutes to arrive. "Is this a friend of yours? Is she a...." he lowered his voice, "...a celebrity?" that would make sense, as royalty and celebrities would be carried similarly in palanquins. Many who had plastic surgery would hide out at hotels from the press- perhaps the odd device was hiding that! "Certainly not kidnapping a magical being!" He suggested with a laugh, mostly to see the young man's reaction. Whoever she was, the look in her eyes concerned him. Klick thought she looked afraid. Afraid of the young man? Or... Perhaps something the two of them had been fleeing from?